On the 3rd Day of Christmas my true love sent to me...
...Three French Hens
Jaysus, I just realised that there are a LOT of fucking birds in the 12 Days of Christmas song!
Who in their right mind wants all those birds squeaking and squawking all over the place? I also realised that my 12 Days of Christmas is taking another twist. It started it off with one thing in mind and now it seems to be developing into something completely different - Talk about always getting distracted!
It has turned into a string of things I'd RATHER have during the 12 Days of Christmas, rather than the actual lyrics in the song. Brilliant!
So my 3rd day of Christmas will now be turned into three Brontë Sisters : Anne, Emily, and Charlotte Brontë. I love the Brontë lassies, their books are classic greats, the films are awesome. They are all so different but yet fierce for the era in which they wrote their stories.
And so the song now grows into:
"Three Brontë Sisters
Two Jimmy Choos
And Jamie Oliver's Satay Chicken on a Stick"
Remember to stick around for the 12th day when I'll have a wee surprise for the Blogfestivusgoers. Oh I know you'll be BANGIN it!