It's our favourite festive cumulative song.
Come on sing it with me y'all...
"On the 1st Day of Christmas my true love sent to meeeeee....A Partridge in a Pear Tree".
Do any of us really know what the fuck a partridge is and what it looks like?
Well, let me first of tell you, she is not a small bird so finding and catching one and puting it in a pretty guilded cage for your sweetheart is not the ideal Christmassy gift. Poor Partridge would be completely circumscribed. (Not circumcised - that an entirely different blog post). So, I figured why don't I replace the partridge in a pear tree with a chicken?
Everyone loves chicken, right? I rather have Chicken on a stick than Partridge in a Tree. Wait! Wouldn't that a kebab?
It could be succulently grilled in a scrummy peanut satay sauce. You know, Thai Style and perhaps served with some spicy stir-fried noodles?
Shite, I got side tracked again.
So the song will now go - sing it with me y'all...
"On the First Day of Christmas my true love sent to me Thai Satay Chicken on a Stick".
Yeah! That's much better.