Wednesday, 7 December 2011

BlogFestivus 7th Day of Christmas

On the 7th Day of Christmas my true love sent to me...

....Seven Swans a Swimming. 

Nah, its has been changed to Seven Plonkity Plonkers


Yeah, I'm talking about you fiesty Plonkers. 

Some of you have mentioned that when I call you Plonkers you feel insulted, it could not be further from the truth!  

It is definitely a massive term of endearment and its a word that I only use for YOU guys.

Och aye, only you wonderful peeps that read by blog, that comment on my blog and some of you that read but never comment and yet still come back get the honour of being called a Plonker.  Cherish it, like I cherish y'all. 

I think you folks are simply BANGIN!

Thus, My Twelve Days of Christmas melody matures to include YOU, yes you...

"Seven Priceless Plonkers
Six Penguin Biscuits
Five Gigs of Porn
Four Liverpool Blokes
Three Brontë Sisters
Two Jimmy Choos
And Jamie Oliver's Satay Chicken on a Stick"

17 comments:

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Sure, I'll be a plonker!
More birds. Did everyone give birds back then?

duncanr said...

I always think of 'Del Boy' and "Rodney' when someone says 'plonker' :-)

Mynx said...

Some people refer to wine as plonk. I drink wine so I guess that makes me a plonker.
I just love how you write with an accent. And I adore a Scottish accent.
Honestly, I have been called worse things than a plonker. I think it is fun

Wreckless Euroafrican said...

Plokner it is then. Thanx.
Salagatle! :)

Mark said...

I love being called a Plonker. And even through you described what this is awhile back, It didn't change my mind.
m.

blogdramedy said...

I don't mind being called a Plonker. Makes me think of wine. :-)

Paige said...

plonkers. sounds dirty...i like it.

The Accidental Somebody said...

I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck a plonker is...

Copyboy said...

I'm a New Yawker! It'd take a lot more than plonker to insult me.

Pearl said...

I've been called so many things, and yet never a "plonker".

Today is the first day of the rest of my life.

:-)

Ya plonker.

Pearl

A Daft Scots Lass said...

The Accidential Somebody - this link is for you http://youtu.be/GwLLb8kA-7w

JoeinVegas said...

Whenever I read plonker I now think of you saying it in your lovely accent. Plonker!

bill lisleman said...

It ain't no bunk yo, that scots lass not daft, here's a laugh,
she titled us plonkers yo, I'd never been to yonkers though.

Ryan said...

We had a teacher at high school who used the word plonker at every opportunity...do yer work plonker...clean the blackboard plonker...come into my cupboard after class plonker...yeah I think he lives in the BarL these days.

Crystal Licata said...

I never heard the word "plonker" till now but I think it may be my new favorite word. Plonkers Unite!

Random said...

Hmm, I *wondered* about plonker...

I worked with someone who called people "pookers" which also sounded a little insulting but was meant as a term of endearment.

Good words...

G-Man said...

Yeah...
It's like when I say...
Jildo...Fuck You!
Or
Jillie Bean, have a Nice Day!
Yes The Prizes of Unspeakable value arrived this week...:-)
Much Obliged

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