Sunday, 11 December 2011

Blogfestivus 11th Day of Christmas

On the 11th Day of Christmas my true love sent to me...

...11 Pipers Piping

Oh don’t get me wrong, I love me some big hairy-arsed Scottish Pipers in kilts *swoon* but its not REALLY what I envisioned in my pretty Christmas stocking.

My preference would be 11 members of the Italian Soccer Team.  *Double Drool* 

*sigh* There's something about a soccer player's phyisque that I can really sink my teeth into.  I mean just look at them....sjoe!  I feel my heart rate racing already.  Must be the abs, no wait its the calves, no its the ink, no its the quads, no its...


Santa, just leave them under the tree chanting soccer songs amongst themselves until I get there.

Almost there...

"11 Soccer Hotties
10 Seasons of Big Bang Theory
9 Inch Vibrating Dildo
8 Shots of Botox
7 Priceless Plonkers
6 Penguin Biscuits
5 Gigs of Porn
4 Liverpool Blokes
3 Brontë Sisters
2 Jimmy Choos
And Jamie Oliver’s Satay Chicken on a Stick"

Be sure to come back tomorrow to see A Daft Scots Lass singing the full version of 12 Days of Christmas tomorrow.

9 comments:

Mynx said...

Oh gosh they are delicious.

Add them to my list too please

hcgboost said...

OH SNACK!!!

jenette or more commonly known as "j" said...

hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm =)

The Glebe Blog said...

Oh come off it,not the Italian soccer team.Most of them are gay and those that aren't are too interested in their own appearance to give a shit about the female species.Stick to the hairy arsed Jocks, at least you know where you are with Dangleberries.

blogdramedy said...

I'll take one for every day of Christmas. Please and thanks. :-)

blueviolet said...

Whatever it is about them, it works for me!

bill lisleman said...

soccer scoring, headers, good ball handling, corner kick, goalpost, banana kick, center spot, forward pass, juggling, etc. gives you plenty of scoring opportunities. You might need a referee.

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