On the 10th Day of Christmas my true love sent to me...
But it just doesn't sound right.
I have this sordid, vivid image in my head of naked fugly fat blokes playing leap frog with other lardy blokes. I know you cannot visualise but it even sounds suspect and so unappealing. Highly offensive indeed and I know offensive. I’m the Offensive Queen.
Henceforth, I’d rather the song go:
Ten Seasons of Big Bang Theory.
Now, I know 10 seasons sounds like a LOT of Big Bang Episodes but I worship this show. Its my ultimate favourite! You don’t understand how much I look forward to my weekly BBT fix every week. I dream of the geek that is Sheldon Cooper. So that’s why I’d rather see him sporting crown, than 10 royal fuglies.
"10 Seasons of Big Bang Theory
9 Inch Vibrating Dildo
8 Shots of Botox
7 Priceless Plonkers
6 Penguin Biscuits
5 Gigs of Porn
4 Liverpool Blokes
3 Brontë Sisters
2 Jimmy Choos
And Jamie Oliver’s Satay Chicken on a Stick"