Funky Friday

This is one of the funkiest songs EVA!





Funkadelic. You gotta love George Clinton!!


Love me some blues harmonica....

What's The Pointe?

When I was little I wanted to be a ballerina but my mum couldn't afford dance lessons. I had a neighbour who went twice a week and I was so envious.  I'd rush over to her house after she got back from her ballet lessons and she'd teach me what they did in dance class that day.  I'd squeeze my feet into her tiny ballet pumps (she was almost two years younger than I was) - it was very sad. 

It takes many dedicated years to train as ballerina.  They are graceful and athletic in all their pink-tutued awesomeness.  I am always in awe of them. 

I'm like a wee lassie again when I go to see the ballet live.  When those heavy red velvet curtains open and the dancers appear from the wings my eyes twinkle and I get all excited.  It blows me away and I just love being so close that I can hear the tap-tap-tap of their pointe slippers on the wooden stage.

Whats the pointe?

 

The point is the Cape Town City Ballet is in trouble. They need funding otherwise they will have to close their doors.  Thats sad.  Even sadder than my childhood dream.  We need more culture in our lifes and everyone loves to dance right? 

 

Give these dancers a chance...what will happen if our wee lassies don't get a chance to wear a tutu and pretty pink ballet slippers?

So I am doing what we Bloggers do best - spread the word.  I'm puting a shout out for your help.  Every wee bit counts.  If you can't contribute your cash and have a passion and soul for dance, use your blog to promote awareness about this.

While our wee blogs are our personal space, they are also our soapbox, which we can use a platform where we can help, do good and change lives.

Go change those lives by clicking HERE.

Freaky Friday - Broken Penis

You Broke Your What?!  Your Penis?  Oh wait, you broke a Record?

With an estimated 120 million people fucking every day its no wonder some people don’t want vanilla sex only.  But you have to take things to a whole new level if you want to make it into the record books.  Some of these sex-related records are pretty mild, some are fucking strange and some and downright daft.  

Longest Kiss

The Winners: James Belshaw and Sophia Severin from the UK. The Record:  In 2005, Belshaw and Severin kissed nonstop for 31 hours, 30 minutes and 30 seconds at The Plaza Shopping Centre in London.  The couple weren’t allowed to fall asleep – or even sit.  They had to drink through a straw without stopping sucking face and even kept at it when going to the loo.  Who wants to take a duce while you're kissing?!  Pass.

Largest Natural Breasts

The Winner:  Annie Hawkins-Turner from the US (stage name Norma Stitz – a play on ‘normous tits’

The Record: She’s held the Guiness World Record for the biggest tits since 1999 – when each of them weighed 12.7kg and her bra size was 48V.  She cashed in by appearing in men’s magazines and making porn films.  Since then her jugs have increase in value – and in size : she’s put on weight and now wears a 72ZZZZ bra.

Biggest Penis

The winner: Jonah Cardeli Falcon from the US.

The Record:  Size does not matter when you have the largest penis in the world.  Falcon, 39, is a New Yorker with a 24.13cm penis – when its flaccid.  When he gets excited, it’s a scary 34.29cm. 


Falcon hasn’t had a relationship in 12 years.  Wonder why? #CockadoodledooMe.

Strongest Vagina

The Winner:  Tatiata Kozhevnikova from Russia.

The Record: Kozhevnikova can lift 14kg with her vagina (don’t fucking ask).  She’s been training her vaginal muscles for 15 years because she was convinced they were weak after she had a baby.  She recommends five minutes of Kegel exercises every day so you can enjoy sexual pleasure (and take up vaginal weightlifting)?

Longest  Time Spent Masturbating by a Woman

The Winner:  Kitty Kat from the US

The Record: Kitty Kat masturbated continuously for seven hours and six minutes at the 2008 San Francisco Masturbate-A-Thon.  The 28 year old erotic masseuse wore pink cat ears and masturbated with dildos, a vibrating five-fingered glove and a sex machine, and had an orgasm approximately once an hour.  Can you say Fanny Frayed?

Longest Time Spent Masturbating by a Man

The Winner: Masanobu Sato from Japan.

The Record: Sato became the masturbating champ of the world after he went at it continuously for nine hours and 58 minutes at the 2009 San Francisco Masturbate-A-Thon.  He works for a company that makes artificial pussies,  yeah thats right, fake Love Rugs!

Furthest Ejaculation

The Winner:  Horst Schultz from the US.

The Record: Shultz has he charming record of his seme travelling 5,71m (Reportedly as substantial amount managed to go the distance).  The record for female ejaculation is said to be three metres but no-one has named the talented squirter.

Most Sexual Partners in a Day

The Winners (or Losers): Jon Dough and Houston, US porn stars.

The Record: Dough was supposed to sleep with 101 women in one day, but only “managed” to do 52 of them.  Houston had sex with 620 men in one day – the average session with each man last about 58 seconds.

Largest  Orgy

The winner:  Japan

The Record: A total of 250 couples (500 bodies) came together to set this record.  The event took place in a warehouse and was recorded for the world to see.  In true Jap style it was perfectly co-ordinated – each sex act and position was choreographed.  You can even purchase the fucking DVD for only $40

Megan Got Her First Love Letter!

Megan was quite chuffed to show me her first love letter from a boy at school. Megan is in Grade 1 remember.  Sean gave this to her the other day just after they had two weeks Easter Break holiday.

How cute is that?

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What more could we want?  Win-Win right?

The Power of Many is her philosophy.

I can help a friend, and benefit from it.

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