Saturday, 21 August 2010

Okay...Who Farted?

Some silly photos of my wee bairns and my Boerewors doing what we do best

BEING SILLY!

Kaylin aka KK
Megan aka Wee Button
KK with her Ear Pegs
Megan's homework
I nearly "crapped" myself...it actually reads "I trap myself"
Megan with her ear pegs
The Hubby aka My Boerewors playing along
Me aka A Daft Scots Lass
It wasn't me!

Friday, 20 August 2010

55 FFF - Episode 18

So many things happen on a Friday over at Daft Scots Lass' house...I'm exhausted just thinking about it!

Firstly, 55 Flash Fiction Friday.  This is a game some of us bloggers who like to write play.  We have to write a complete story in 55 words.  Hundreds of bloggers are doing it now.  Its like an orgie of Bloggy Writers - Blorgy!  My new word - donchya just lurve it?  So, peeps, head on over to G-Man who I have offitically dubbed The Blorgologist and hook up with him.

Jenna wept. Her heavy tears stained her silk blouse. She didn’t care. Her teardrops drizzled on to the baby booties she was holding in her lap. The nursery was silent except for her wrenching sobs. Part of her spirit had been stolen. She could not go on. Then she plunged the blade into her chest.


Secondly, I have a hawt date with my Boerewors (aka Hubby) tongiht and he's suprising me.  Venue and details and a huge secret.  Another trip to Teasers perhaps?  We're probably getting our matching tattoos done over the weekend too.  Yayness!

Thirdly, head over to One Crazy Brunette Chick for Blog Stalk Friday
 
One Crazy Brunette Chick
Follow the rules or she'll go apeshit on yer ass!


Lastly, its Fawk You Friday over at Boobies.

This week's Fuck Yous from me go out to the following:

  • Fuck You to The Gauteng Department of Education (who are in the office block opposite ours) for causing a fucking riot in our parking lot!  I love my music, but when hundreds of angry teachers and office workers holler into a fucking crappy PA system all fucking day, its rather irritating.  You see they're pissed off because the government doesn't pay them enough so they feel its their constitutional right to march into schools and wreck the joint!  Tipping over dustbins, valdalising cars and intimidating the students.  Protest if you must, Skanks but leave our kids alone, Fuckers!
  • Fuck You to the virus that hit my Wee Button aka Megan.  It flattened her and she's still trying to reocver.
  • Fuck You to the moths that fly outta my purse everytime I open it.  I so broke I can't even pay attention!  Roll on Pay Day!
Have an awesome weekend Readers!

Thursday, 19 August 2010

Pun in the Oven

Everyone loves a good Pun, right?  

I know I do...here's a lazy post for today because I'll probably be either partying like a Rock Star or working my ass off and far too busy to post on my blog.
  • Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
  • A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
  • Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
  • A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
  • Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
  • I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
  • If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?
  • Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
  • A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
  • Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
  • Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
  • Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
  • Banning the bra was a big flop.
  • Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
  • Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
  • A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
  • Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  • A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumour.
  • Without geometry, life is pointless.
  • When you dream in colour, it's a pigment of your imagination.
  • Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
  • When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

Wednesday, 18 August 2010

10 New Things I Love

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