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Friday, 24 February 2012

Friday Follower and a Shoegasm


Yipeeeeeeee!  Its Friday and I'm featuring Chris Davis – better known as The Frog Queen has an obsession with all things Halloween and a ridiculously large frog collection, which has allowed her to control all the frogs in the world.  At least that is what she believes.

Chris is obsessed with:


♥ Halloween and all things dark and creepy
♥ Creating creepy things!
♥ Scotland – The picture of me at Flora McDonald’s grave is one of my favorite possessions.
♥ Wine…but only red. White wine….no bloody way!
♥ Stuff with skulls on it
♥ Blogging
♥ My cats…since we are childless by choice….our cats are our kids.
♥ Books – mostly Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman and Clive Barker.
♥ My Halloween friends/family


What do you think is the most interesting thing about you?
Besides me being crazy? I am completely obsessed with all things Halloween – I mean really, really obsessed. They have not committed me yet…but it is only a matter of time.


What got you started in blogging?
I love sharing my silly stories with everyone….and then it became more about sharing what I create and my travels, be it to haunt convention or graveyards around the world. I just want to share with others the how much I love the world through Halloween eyes!!


What's one of your favorite things about where you live and what you do?
This one is tricky, in my town…I love my town, but sometimes it does not love me….not everyone likes creativity….unless is really safe. Halloween decorations = not safe. But the larger town I am close to (Portland) is a lot more interesting….we have a bar that is HP Lovecraft themed…..that just makes me smile….and buy way too many drinks.


If you could be something different from what you do, what would it be?
I recently became unemployed from a very corporate job. I cannot believe the amount of people that have come to me and said that this is a sign (which….not really my thing) and I should do “Halloween” for a living. I had no idea that so many people had such faith in my creations. If I could make scary decorations for a living…..that would be a happy frog queen.


What's different about you?
Not many people follow their creative instinct in a corporate world….you either fit into the mold or not. For a long time I separated myself between both worlds. I can tell you….that will hurt you in ways you will not understand. Even though I found friends in my corporate world that “liked” what I did….I could see in their eyes that they were just waiting for me to “get over” my phase. Which, now I see, they were just waiting for me to give up…..the world does not need more of that.


On the creative side – with what I do with my friends (crew/minions) for our display is to be sure that I never make anyone doubt what they are doing….love what you create. Always, always….express yourself creatively my friends. Your heart should never be broken and resigned to a lesser fate.


Your favorite place in the world?
Call me silly – sunny and warm is what most people like. But husband and traveled around the UK looking for a perfect home…and we like rainy and cozy…so (outside of) Edinburgh or St. Andrews is where I would move today. There is this castle in Dairsie…..it is absolute heaven. It is about 20 feet from a graveyard (we stayed there a few years back)….(squeal!!!) heaven on earth!!!


If you had one day to live what would you do?
Go somewhere I have never been…..I would head to the east coast of the US and visit some friends that I only see at haunt conventions or my friend in New York who is getting his first (major musical) play produced!!


What are you reading right now?
I just got a Kindle Fire for my birthday and I have been downloading free classic books….I just finished all the Sherlock Holmes books and am now reading Poe and H.P. Lovecraft.


What's on your iPod?
I live in an area that gets no snow (very rarely) but I have the new Kate Bush CD – 50 Words for Snow and I am so wishing that it would snow outside. It is the perfect winter album from my absolutely favorite singer/song writer. Not to be compared with….but I am also a Tori Amos fan….her new CD is the best thing she had done in 10 years….I actually can listen to the whole thing without skipping a song….have not been able to say that about her music in a while. And as “comfort food” I am a huge fan of anything Finn (both Tim and Neil) I am listening to Pajama Club, the latest CD from Neil and a few friends…and Tim just released a new CD…so we are bouncing back and forth an my iPod.


Three random things about you.
1. I hate spiders….but I think anyone that follows my blog knows that….they just creep me the *&@ out!!!


2. I hate my full name “Christine” – it was not until I got older and I could call myself “Chris” that I felt like a real person.  The definition of that name could not be farther from my belief system. My family still calls me “Christine” – just to make me angry.


3. I spent way too much time at Catholic school…..that is a special kind of torture. That is why haunted houses do not scare me.


If you had to write a book or make movie about you and your life? What would it be called and who would you choose to play you?
The Haunted House…that would be the title…or The Crazy Lady. I would love have Carolyn Jones or Angelica Houston from the Addams family show/movies. Cause if we are going to go that much fiction….that is who I would love to be. Plus I really want the house!!!


Dinner with three people dead or alive. Who and why?
1. Richard Fenyman – he was a genius that was able to access the rest of the world. Not too many people on his level can/could do that.
2. Steven Fry – he just makes me want to learn more…I so wish the Qi show was here in the US! I buy all his books and TV specials….he is definitely my favorite living person obsession. (You UK people have no idea how luck you are to have him!)
3. Tim Minchin - that is completely silly of me. But I have been a big fan of UK comedy for years….and his “Predujice” song is brilliant. Also being American, having “no christian” views makes me “not normal” – I would love to talk to him and say….not all Americans are the same….really some of us have a sense of humor. Now that I think of it….can I trade Tim for….
4. Neil Gaiman – the best story teller in the whole world. I probably would spend the whole dinner bowing at his feet.


What could you NOT live without?
The Davis Graveyard crew – which I am closer than to my actual family. They are the most creative and supportive people in the world. I am so lucky to have them in my life….and after that…black paint. Use about 20 gallons of it a year.


What would you do if you were a person of the opposite sex for a day?
I would talk to women and try to understand how men see them and maybe shed some light on our difference on communication. And then I would…..


If you could go back in time, what is the one thing you would change?
I had a very close friend that lost her son (and our friend) in a fire. Of all the gifts in the world I could give anyone….I would give her, her son back. I know that she misses him everyday of her life….to take that shadow off her heart…..I would give almost anything.


What is the one achievement that makes you the most proud?
That changes every year. But I would have to say that by creating this “being” called the Davis Graveyard, I have given a group of people the chance to be creative on a very large scale. To work alongside them creating things we almost did not believe possible….that is a constant joy to me. They never cease to amaze me!


What's your favorite color and why?
Red….it is scary and powerful….and I am a ginger, and I completely embrace the ginger!


What makes you happy?
Being around my husband….I adore that man – he is my world!


What makes you sad?
Those moments when I did not stand up for my (or someone elses) creative self.


Define the word sexy.
Someone that loves themselves without needing proof or verification from the world. You are what you believe you are…really, it is just that simple. Do not hide your light under a bushel!!

And now to get us in Friday party mood, here's a few Hooka Heels to get your drooling and dribbling...


Thought it would be appropriate to share these stunning heels seeing as I'm still on my Dukan Diet.  Aren't they sweet? and they're made by my favourite shoe designer Christian Louboutin, of course?
Wonder Woman heels
Python Leather Sky High Skinny Heels  *double drool*
Gianmarco Lorenzi Velvet satin corsage platform sandals


Friday, 17 September 2010

Flash Fiction Friday 55 - Episode 22


Writing is the name of this game.  The aim is to write a complete story in 55 words.  Sometimes its easy, sometimes you have no clue.  I don't claim to be a writer (at all) but what does come out is from the heart.

So, head on over and join the Blorgy of Writers - to G-Man (The Blorgologist) and hook up with him and write your 55.  Here's mine:


Lights, Camera, Action!
Heavy red velvet curtains slowly open
Excited twinkling-eyed 7 years olds enter Stage Left
Cue Music!
Dancing,
Singing,
Twirling and Bopping
Showcasing their carefully practised moves
Loud Applause from the thrilled Audience
But the spectators are only The Pparents
Waving mum’s and dad’s wearing goofy smiles and moist eyes
Beaming with Pride



FlogYoBlog Friday hosted at 
Random Ramblings of a SAHM.




Blog Stalk Friday is hosted by Crazy Brunette Chick
Head on over there to meet The Princess of Class, Trash and Sass.  Follow her rules or she'll go loco on yer ass!

Fawk you Friday over at  Boobies




 Here's mine for the week:
  • The stubborn hangover I suffered on Monday, all day! I'm never fucking drinking again...
  • The vicision South African sun that burnt my pearly white scottish skin toa  crisp over the weekend.  I love summer but my tender skin does NOT play along.
  • F-F-Fuck you to the arsewipe that thought he was gonna cut me off in traffic on Wednesday morning.  My kilowatts are more than yours, Wanker!  Step aside..The  Orange ST Beast's turbo kicks in and nails your pathetic Loser arse to the wall.  Dipshit!
  • My final Fuck You goes out to the two little piss-willies who tried to rob my Boerewors of his cellphone in the traffic yesterday.  Did you little Bastid Fuckers think you would get it right?

Friday, 10 September 2010

Flash Fiction Friday 55 - Episode 21

It's my 21st FFF55 Birthday, Y'all!  

Get out the Champers!!!!

Flash Fiction Friday 55 writers is the name of the game.  The aim is to write a complete story in 55 words.  Sometimes its easy, sometimes you have no clue.  I don't claim to be a writer (at all) but what does come out is from the heart.

So, head on over and join the Blorgy of Writers - to  G-Man The Blorgologist and hook up with him and write your 55.





Jump into my world
And read my soul
 Peruse the rooms
 Tell me what you feel
 Everyone would interpret it in a different way
 Not everyone can identify
 The proper view
 The colours
 The shades
 The mood
 The sensations
 There are no hidden meanings
 Look carefully
 Go with your gut
 Use your sixth sense
 Believe




FlogYoBlog Friday hosted at 
Random Ramblings of a SAHM.


Blog Stalk Friday is hosted by Crazy Brunette Chick
Head on over there to meet The Princess of Class, Trash & Sass







 Its also Fawk You Friday over at Boobies

 Here's my Fuck You's for this week:
  • The fucking assbags at MTN cellular network who reactivated my OLD mobile number after waiting 5 days to get a NEW number.  Do you have to get everything wrong?
  • The Motor Vehicle Licencing Department who are ripping us off by charging us nearly R1000 to renew our 2 cars and small trailer for a year and giving me the run-around with all the bloody paperwork.
  • Fuck You to the Sprite Zero that exploded all over my desk and keyboard without prior notice.  Now everything is sticky!

Friday, 3 September 2010

Flash Fiction Friday 55 - Episode 20

Yeah..... I know, Friday's are always hectic at A Daft Scots Lass' wee Blog.

Join the Blorgy of Flash Fiction Friday 55 writers.  The game is to write a complete story in 55 words.  So, head on over to The Blorgologist himself G-Man and hook up with him.  

I haven’t told you today 
How much you mean to me 
I haven’t told you today 
How much happiness you bring. 
I haven’t told you today 
That you mean the world to me 
I haven’t told you today 
You’re the best thing that has happened to me. 
I haven’t told you 
That I love you!





FlogYoBlog Friday hosted at 
Random Ramblings of a SAHM.






Fucked Up Friday Follow usually hosted by Crazy Brunette Chick  
who has taken a drunken sabatical this week. 


So head over to Blog Stalk Friday hosted by Gucci Mama this week

 Its also Fawk You Friday over at Boobies.


Here's this week's Fuck You's and they go out to:
  • The Genius Fuckers at Ekhurleni Municipality for cutting my water and lights off for 24 hours even when we'd paid the over-priced bill and a wee bit more!  Urgh! 
  • Fuck You to Avon and their liquid hand soaps.  I bought two this week and none of the fucking pumps work. Don't you just destest bad fucking workmanship?
  • Fuck you to my lazy-ass colleage who's been off three fucking times this week and this bitch has had to do all her fucking work! 
Roger that - over and out.

Friday, 27 August 2010

55 FFF - Episode 19

Join the Blorgy of 55 Flash Fiction Friday writers.  The game is to write a complete story in 55 words.  So, head on over to The Blorgologist himself G-Man and hook up with him.




Made only in South Africa 
and usually by hand 
Juicy, Succulent, Spicy and Tender 
Curled up to create a reel of zesty flavour 
Carefully prepared with unique seasonings 
Skinny or Stout with top quality fat 
Arranged in a spiral and braaied to perfection 
Sizzling on the grill, meaty aroma roasting the air 
My Boerewors…

Boerewors aka South African sausage


FlogYoBlog Friday over at Random Ramblings of a SAHM.  
Go check it out




Its also Fawk You Friday over at Boobies. and Blog Stalk Friday  hosted by Rockin' Mami this week



My Fuck Yous for this week:

  • A huge FUCK YOU to the skanky deslexic tattoo artist who misspelled my daughters name on my wrist.  Now I'm gonna have to go back and get something I really didn't want.  A fix up - probably with a different colour ink?!?!  Stoopid Whore!
  • Fuck you to the change of season at the moment which causes my lips to erupted with sexy crusty sores.  Its totally repulsive.  Just call me fucking Leper Lip! No smooching for me for a while.
  •  South African school teachers have been on strike forever and its time those arsewipes get back to work and stop disrupting my wee lassies life.  Stoning the schools will NOT bring you wage increases, morons.
  • Fuck you to Facebook that takes up too much of my time and therefore I havedeactivated my account.  Read my blog rather, assbags.
Have an awesome weekend!

Friday, 20 August 2010

55 FFF - Episode 18

So many things happen on a Friday over at Daft Scots Lass' house...I'm exhausted just thinking about it!

Firstly, 55 Flash Fiction Friday.  This is a game some of us bloggers who like to write play.  We have to write a complete story in 55 words.  Hundreds of bloggers are doing it now.  Its like an orgie of Bloggy Writers - Blorgy!  My new word - donchya just lurve it?  So, peeps, head on over to G-Man who I have offitically dubbed The Blorgologist and hook up with him.

Jenna wept. Her heavy tears stained her silk blouse. She didn’t care. Her teardrops drizzled on to the baby booties she was holding in her lap. The nursery was silent except for her wrenching sobs. Part of her spirit had been stolen. She could not go on. Then she plunged the blade into her chest.


Secondly, I have a hawt date with my Boerewors (aka Hubby) tongiht and he's suprising me.  Venue and details and a huge secret.  Another trip to Teasers perhaps?  We're probably getting our matching tattoos done over the weekend too.  Yayness!

Thirdly, head over to One Crazy Brunette Chick for Blog Stalk Friday
 
One Crazy Brunette Chick
Follow the rules or she'll go apeshit on yer ass!


Lastly, its Fawk You Friday over at Boobies.

This week's Fuck Yous from me go out to the following:

  • Fuck You to The Gauteng Department of Education (who are in the office block opposite ours) for causing a fucking riot in our parking lot!  I love my music, but when hundreds of angry teachers and office workers holler into a fucking crappy PA system all fucking day, its rather irritating.  You see they're pissed off because the government doesn't pay them enough so they feel its their constitutional right to march into schools and wreck the joint!  Tipping over dustbins, valdalising cars and intimidating the students.  Protest if you must, Skanks but leave our kids alone, Fuckers!
  • Fuck You to the virus that hit my Wee Button aka Megan.  It flattened her and she's still trying to reocver.
  • Fuck You to the moths that fly outta my purse everytime I open it.  I so broke I can't even pay attention!  Roll on Pay Day!
Have an awesome weekend Readers!

Friday, 30 July 2010

55 Flash Fiction Friday - Episode 15

Join me in playing this writing game with hundreds of other bloggers including G-Man, Steveroni and Brian Miller  called 55 Flash Fiction Fridays.

Random Acts of Kindness 
Are Few and Far Between 
The pleasure’s in the giving 
Watching faces gleam 

Bestowing something trivial 
They never did expect 
A hug, a smile, a minor bequest 
Witnessing the joyful affect 

Never take things for granted 
As modest as they seem 
For someone around the corner 
Is ready to make you beam.


 FlogYoBlog Friday over at MummyTime.  Go check it out!  


Friday, 23 July 2010

55 Flash Fiction Friday - Episode 14

Join me in playing this writing game with hundreds of other bloggers including G-Man, Steveroni and Brian Miller  called 55 Flash Fiction Fridays.

The small pleasures in life are often the best 
A hot bubble bath on a cold winters evening 
A bar of chocolate while watching your favourite TV show 
A tender kiss on the cheek from your beloved 
A tight squeeze from your child 
“I love you” whispered in our ear. 
What more do we need?



FlogYoBlog Friday over at MummyTime.  Go check it out! 


Over at One Crazy Brunette Chick
Fek You to the asswipe who parked me in at KK's school this morning.
Fek You to the skank who rammed my heels at the shops and almost caused me to cry...almost!
Fek You to the shitbag hadida bird that shat on my car.  I never thought a bird could cause such a splatter.

Friday, 16 July 2010

55 Flash Fiction Friday - Episode 13

Join me in playing this writing game with hundreds of other bloggers including G-Man, Steveroni and Brian Miller  called 55 Flash Fiction Fridays.


Feed your flowers 
They crave moisture 
Nourish them and they will flourish 
Prune and trim them neat 
Their blooms will thrive 

Talk to your flowers 
Pay attention to their needs 
Wish them well coax them to swell 
Allow them their rainbow flaunt 

Their delicate petals 
Will wither and shrivel 
If they are not tended tenderly.


FlogYoBlog Friday over at MummyTime.  Go check it out! 


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