Friday, 27 August 2010

55 FFF - Episode 19

Join the Blorgy of 55 Flash Fiction Friday writers.  The game is to write a complete story in 55 words.  So, head on over to The Blorgologist himself G-Man and hook up with him.




Made only in South Africa 
and usually by hand 
Juicy, Succulent, Spicy and Tender 
Curled up to create a reel of zesty flavour 
Carefully prepared with unique seasonings 
Skinny or Stout with top quality fat 
Arranged in a spiral and braaied to perfection 
Sizzling on the grill, meaty aroma roasting the air 
My Boerewors…

Boerewors aka South African sausage


FlogYoBlog Friday over at Random Ramblings of a SAHM.  
Go check it out




Its also Fawk You Friday over at Boobies. and Blog Stalk Friday  hosted by Rockin' Mami this week



My Fuck Yous for this week:

  • A huge FUCK YOU to the skanky deslexic tattoo artist who misspelled my daughters name on my wrist.  Now I'm gonna have to go back and get something I really didn't want.  A fix up - probably with a different colour ink?!?!  Stoopid Whore!
  • Fuck you to the change of season at the moment which causes my lips to erupted with sexy crusty sores.  Its totally repulsive.  Just call me fucking Leper Lip! No smooching for me for a while.
  •  South African school teachers have been on strike forever and its time those arsewipes get back to work and stop disrupting my wee lassies life.  Stoning the schools will NOT bring you wage increases, morons.
  • Fuck you to Facebook that takes up too much of my time and therefore I havedeactivated my account.  Read my blog rather, assbags.
Have an awesome weekend!

12 comments:

anthonynorth said...

That looks tasty :-)
Thanks for visiting my blog.

Brian Miller said...

between your words and that pic...you have probably just made his day...smiles.

John's comments said...

Want one now! Thanks for dropping by To hear or read my Friday 55

Scott said...

mmmmmm sausage :-)

G-Man said...

Jillie Bean...er LL.
South Africa is the only country in the world that makes Sausage?
You are Daft!!
Loved your pic, and your glorifying sausage 55.
I know that a good stout sausage brings a HUGE smile to your face!
Thanks for playing, and have a KickAss Week-End...G

Enchanted Oak said...

What a sensual 55 about a sausage! My mouth is watering.

Monkey Man said...

Read this after reading Enchanted Oaks 55 on ice cream, now I'm starving. Great 55 and love the Fuck Yous. MISSPELLED YOUR DAUGHTER'S NAME....SKANK. Unforgivable. Poke her in the eye with her own tattoo pen. Also...FB is overrated. Kudos to you for deactivating.

Matty said...

Ouch, they misspelled her name? In permanent tattoo ink? Double ouch.

David Barber said...

Yep, Fawk You, Scots Lass. That made me laugh.

Have a great weekend, yaself!

Jingle said...

wow,
it scares me with the looking of the sausage,

but, sweet 55,

secret agent woman said...

A dyslexic tattoo artist. There are many levels of funny in that.

cat said...

What, misspelled her name. Oh I see now, a g in stead of a y. Stupid ass!

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