Monday, 16 August 2010

Questions and Answers

Got this from Boobies and I just loved the questions so I nicked it - yip I do that from time to time, Deal with it!
1. What is your signature color? 

I love anything orange.  I love the taste of orange, the smell of orange.  I love to buy anything thats orange.  I even have an orange car.  Its a little bit of an obsession.

2. Your most embarrassing moment?  
One way to plug the hole

I went on a blind date and the assbag took me to a Jazz Clube.  He sat us right next to the band so we couldn't really talk because the music was so deafening.  I proceed to get hopeless drunk (what else was there to do?).  I asked my date to pass me my handbag so that I could get another fag and I promptly lit a tampon!  Yes, I the paper caught on fire and so did the cardboard applicator.  I tried to stub it out in the ashtray but the tampon started smoldering and those fuckers stink when burnt!  Needless to say I did NOT get a second date.  That'll teach him to take me to a fucking Jazz Club.

3. Would you ever get anything pierced other than your ears? If yes, what?  

I have my navel pierced and have had my tongue pierced for about 10 years now.  I wouldn't go near the titties but I may go for a something down south just for the experience.

4. Are you a social butterfly or a homebody?  

I'm a social butterfly.  I love being out and about and meeting friends.  I love meeting new people and finding out their life stories.  I don't have two butterfly tattoos for nothing I guess, I love butterflies.

5. Are you done having babies or do you want more?  

I'm done having babies.  I'm too old for another little screecher in our house.  My two wee lassies keep me busy enough. 

6. Are you loyal to your hairstylist or are do you tryout every salon in town? 

I don't have a stylist.  I don't do much to my long hair at all except keep it in good condition and give it a good whack with the scissors every 8 weeks or so.

7. How many times have you moved in your life?  

Too many times to mention actually.  We lived in one house for 10 years when we still lived in Scotland but when we moved to South Africa - the nomadic life started.  We lived in Pretoria for two years, then moved to Johannesburg and moved around various suburbs of Johannesburg 5 times.  I then moved out of home and have moved 8 times since being on my own.  We have been in our current house for 7 years and I have NO intentions of moving anywhere for the next 20 years!

8. If you could plan your dream vacation with just you and your love where would it be?  
Sight-seeing in Italy and on to Europe, popping into Scotland for a while and ultimately going on a slow world cruise where I'm waited on hand-and-foot and we stop off at various warm tropical places where the sand is white, the sea is warm and crystal clear and the cocktails are extra large and never ending.

and I hand this on to some new blogs that I've started following recently :


cat said...

Oh YES! Italy!

blueviolet said...

Wait just a cotton pickin' second. You'd be more inclined to pierce the southern hemisphere than a boob? o.m.g.

Brian Miller said...

nice. fun questions...i am struggling with the thought of pain from down south...i have wanted to get my nipple pierced for a couple years though...

Akelamalu said...

I almost wet myself laughing at the thought of your lighting a tampon! LOL

Sorry I've not been around this weekend, family crisis.

dulce said...

Great questions for better answers... Oups! #3 (LOL)

Elizabeth said...

Love a gal with wicked wit and a sharp pen!

Found you on another site and thought you might enjoy a lusty read I'm posting about a mommy-wife like us who ventures down a path most can't, don't and won't, but many think about. Today's post, "Would It Hurt If I Salted Your ----?"

Fear not, it's fiction, but still fun, and foreplay for what's to come by week's end. I hope you'll take a peek and follow along!

Oh, and I'm a social butterfly - why else do you think I'd willingly do body shots with a man I just met in a bar?

Christiejolu said...

OMG I loved that Tampon story...That may have been the funniest first date story I have heard...

Monica said...

Hello! New follower here. The Tampon incident was hilarious. I really enjoy what I've seen on your blog so far!
I am new to this blogging world and hope to learn all the quirks abut it soon.

Jennifer Lee Young said...

Great answers! Your date story was great:)

Michael Offutt, Expert Critic said...

Gotta hate loud music when one is trying to get to know another.

Kristy Shen said...

Hahahahah. The Tampon Incident is hilarious! Love love love it. I also love your personality too. You're awesome :)

You can count me in as a follower! I'm also participating in Cassie's blog hop. Hope you can drop by my blog

Lara Schiffbauer said...

That is hilarious - lighting the tampon on fire, I mean. That is a great story!


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