His and Hers on National Women's Day

Firstly, Happy National Women's Day to all the wonderful, beautiful mums and ladies out there. I hope you get super spoiled by your loved ones.

Secondly, I nicked this from ★Rockin Mama★ this week.

My Boerewors and I answered these questions separately and then combined them together in this post.  We were surprised at how similar some of our answers were.  I guess thats what happenes after 13 years of marriage.

What would you be happy doing for hours on end?

His: Fiddle with my computers
Hers:  Blogging

What is one thing you always disagree on as a couple?

His: What money should be spent on
Hers: Spending Money

What is one thing you always agree on?

His:  How we should bring our children up.
Hers: Boundaries for the Girls

What is your favourite Olympic event?

His: Not really a sports person but if I HAVE to choose one: Hurdles

Hers: Gymnastics

If you had the money to buy your significant other any one thing right now, what would you buy them?

His:  A holiday in the Maldives
Hers:  A Ford RS

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

His:  Deaf
Hers: Deaf

What is one thing you admire about your mother (or mother figure)?

His: How strong a person she is
Hers:  Her strength

What food do you HATE?

His:  Sea Food L *PUKE*
Hers:  Internal Organs

Who is your favourite superhero?

His: Would have to be Superman
Hers: Batman

What value or principle, if any, are you a true advocate for?

His :Don’t lie to me, makes me BEFOK!
Hers:  Women and Child Abuse

Vlog Me, Baby. BEWARE! This Post Contains Awesomeness

A vlog meme about accents and regional names for things is going around Bloggerville. All you have to do is;  read off some words and then answer questions about what you call things.  I haven't done a vlog in a while, so here I am in all my awesomeness and my daft Scots accent.


Here is the meme in its written form if you want to follow along (because you can't understand what the fuck I'm saying) or do the Accent Vlog yourself, here are the words/questions:

Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught.

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you say to address a group of people?
What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?



I'd love to hear some of your accents...c'on, don't be shy.

I'm gonna tag a few people because I've always wondered what they sound like!

Bad Girl Blogger


Monkey Man


The Jason Show


Jesse


A Spicy Boy, a Cat and my Fat Ass

Questions and Answers

Got this from Boobies and I just loved the questions so I nicked it - yip I do that from time to time, Deal with it!

1. What is your signature color? 

I love anything orange.  I love the taste of orange, the smell of orange.  I love to buy anything thats orange.  I even have an orange car.  Its a little bit of an obsession.

2. Your most embarrassing moment?  

One way to plug the hole

I went on a blind date and the assbag took me to a Jazz Clube.  He sat us right next to the band so we couldn't really talk because the music was so deafening.  I proceed to get hopeless drunk (what else was there to do?).  I asked my date to pass me my handbag so that I could get another fag and I promptly lit a tampon!  Yes, I the paper caught on fire and so did the cardboard applicator.  I tried to stub it out in the ashtray but the tampon started smoldering and those fuckers stink when burnt!  Needless to say I did NOT get a second date.  That'll teach him to take me to a fucking Jazz Club.

3. Would you ever get anything pierced other than your ears? If yes, what?  

I have my navel pierced and have had my tongue pierced for about 10 years now.  I wouldn't go near the titties but I may go for a something down south just for the experience.

4. Are you a social butterfly or a homebody?  

I'm a social butterfly.  I love being out and about and meeting friends.  I love meeting new people and finding out their life stories.  I don't have two butterfly tattoos for nothing I guess, I love butterflies.

5. Are you done having babies or do you want more?  

I'm done having babies.  I'm too old for another little screecher in our house.  My two wee lassies keep me busy enough. 

6. Are you loyal to your hairstylist or are do you tryout every salon in town? 

I don't have a stylist.  I don't do much to my long hair at all except keep it in good condition and give it a good whack with the scissors every 8 weeks or so.

7. How many times have you moved in your life?  

Too many times to mention actually.  We lived in one house for 10 years when we still lived in Scotland but when we moved to South Africa - the nomadic life started.  We lived in Pretoria for two years, then moved to Johannesburg and moved around various suburbs of Johannesburg 5 times.  I then moved out of home and have moved 8 times since being on my own.  We have been in our current house for 7 years and I have NO intentions of moving anywhere for the next 20 years!

8. If you could plan your dream vacation with just you and your love where would it be?  

Sight-seeing in Italy and on to Europe, popping into Scotland for a while and ultimately going on a slow world cruise where I'm waited on hand-and-foot and we stop off at various warm tropical places where the sand is white, the sea is warm and crystal clear and the cocktails are extra large and never ending.

and I hand this on to some new blogs that I've started following recently :

A Spicy Boy, a Cat and my Fat Ass

Not Worth  Mentioning

The Pajama MonoBlogs

The Crazy Baby Mama

I nicked this one from Tales From My Head because it made me laugh and I loved the questions.  They're so damn original.



1. Can you burp the ABC's?

No but gimme a beer and I'll certainly give it a go.  I can burp my name, does that count?

2. So lets just say you have a 9+ hour drive ahead of you would you consider wearing so you didn't have to stop multiple times?

I would stop multiple times for a smoke, a pee and chocolate.  You can't go 9 hours without any of the above.  I wouldn't worry about what I was wearing, as long as its comfy and practical for scratching.

3. Would you rather...run your tongue down five feet of a NYC street or press your tongue into a strangers nostril?


Never been to NYC but I think I'd rather lick someone's nostril - its at least not five feet long - if it was then I'd insist on taking a peek at the crown jewels.  You know what they say about men with big noses...or is that feet?  or thumbs?? 

4. If you had an envelope that contained the date you would die would you open it?

If I KNEW I had the envelope in my possession I wouldn't be able to resist.  Little nosey bitch that I am.  If I knew it was secretly hidden somewhere else, I wouldn't give a rats arse...

5. Which one song describes your sex life best?

Dirty Mouth


Happy Burping!