Friday Shoegasm and a 55

TGIF Plonkers!  I haven't done one of these babies in yonks!  So, while I'm still waiting for some Featured Followers of mine to send me their Guest Posts and get back to me, I'll switch this Friday up a wee bitty and do a Friday Flash Fiction 55.  The point of FFF55 is to write a complete story in exactly 55 words. 

As always, FFF55 is hosted by The infamous G-Man. 

I used to do these all the time but I grew a little intimidated by all the awesome writers involved with the feature.  My piddly 55 paled in comparison to the scores of other talented participants.  I slowly drifted away because I'm certainly no writer, I'm a typist, at most! I still follow some of the 55ers as I love reading their stuff and their blogs, I guess I just stopped commenting as much because I felt I'd chickened out.

Well, I'm back this week and here's my two cents worth whether its worthy or not. 

Daily Goodness

of body, mind and spirit

Imagine, believe, achieve is what my vision board yells

Love your family, Share with your pals

Do be the pick of the bunch, strive to do your best

Keep a positive attitude and learn to jest.

Karma has its own peculiar ploy

Emerging when you least expect her

And now for some pretty twinkly, girly accessories. Sweet, sweet heels.  Take my button, leave a comment that you're linkin up and share your lovely shoes with me.

<a href="http://gillianhefer.blogspot.com/"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEBC5CjIzVFFAwjP98vng5gRchVZ3GR44PBZRCDDfXvD0zRrOOQVprxxvDJEweZyL44ZjLGKkjARFjcG3dw_TlWT-UMAG8KfXrz5tpmIZOmcxfUr_zXPfjHr8Zo_mKD05Fl7kcRlA-Z1c/s1600/fridayshoegasm.jpg" alt="A Daft Scots Lass" width="240" height="217" /></a>

Iron Fist Heels

Nicholas Kirkwood Spiderweb Heels

Bakers Black and White Peeptoed Pumps

$40.99 Harlequin Heels

Pretty Purple Ankle Boots on FRIKKEN SALE!!  Who's gonna buy these pretty puppies for me seeing as they don't fucking ship to South Africa?! (My Birthday is in June) $39.99

Old Gringo Sharpecito Women's Cowboy Boots available at Zappos.  Dead cool.        

Have a brilliant weekend, Plonkers.

The Great Jack White

Flash Fiction Friday 55

the

silly

season

is over

the tinsel

and baubles

packed away.

Fluffy red hats and 

wellington boots never

suited the southern hemisphere

anyway. The stores all have their 50%

sales - getting rid of Christmas stock so soon?

Nothing Lasts Forever. Isn’t it sad and heart-breaking

that its all over so quickly?

Until

Next

Year

..

Head on over to G-Man and sign up for Flash Fiction Friday. 

 Its easy, you try to write a complete story in 55 words.

55 Flash Fiction Friday - Episode 13

Join me in playing this writing game with hundreds of other bloggers including G-Man, Steveroni and Brian Miller  called 55 Flash Fiction Fridays.


Feed your flowers 
They crave moisture 
Nourish them and they will flourish 
Prune and trim them neat 
Their blooms will thrive 

Talk to your flowers 
Pay attention to their needs 
Wish them well coax them to swell 
Allow them their rainbow flaunt 

Their delicate petals 
Will wither and shrivel 
If they are not tended tenderly.

FlogYoBlog Friday over at MummyTime.  Go check it out! 

Over at One Crazy Brunette Chick

55 Flash Fiction Friday - Episode 12

Join me in playing this writing game with hundreds of other bloggers including G-Man, Steveroni and Brian Miller  called 55 Flash Fiction Fridays.

Eyes cast down

Motionless

Pondering

Picking my thumb nails

Feeling my heart bleed

Knowing I ought to be suffering

But unable to sense the pain

Disconnected and muted

Unsure and scared

My carefully assembled wall

Constructed slowly and

Mysteriously behind my back

Unaware of its progression

Wondering how I collaspe it 

without destroying myself?

FlogYoBlog Friday over at MummyTime.  Go check it out!

Over at One Crazy Brunette Chick

55 Flash Fiction Friday - Episode 11

Join me in playing this writing game with hundreds of other bloggers including G-Man on Fridays, called 55 Flash Fiction Fridays.




The sun’s gone down
The fun is now over
The party was hoppin
With great conversation
Lots of laughs
and far too much wine
Dancing and whooping
Cocktails and Shooters
Waking up in the morning
Is torture to the liver
Eyes burning
Body sore
Tired and grumpy
Dry mouth
Pounding head
Hungover and half dead!

FlogYoBlog Friday over at MummyTime.  Go check it out!

55 Flash Fiction Friday - Episode 10

Join me in playing this writing game with hundreds of other bloggers including G-Man on Fridays, called 55 Flash Fiction Fridays.



Just when you think you’ve got your act together, made good decisions, life comes along and throws you a curve ball.  I think Life is a series of events that makes you question your decisions all the time. Fate versus deliberate choices, which should we believe in?  Leave it to faith or make it happen?

FlogYoBlog Friday over at MummyTime.  Go check it out!

55 Flash Fiction Friday - Episode 8

Join me in playing this writing game with hundreds of other bloggers including G-Man on Fridays, called 55 /Flash Fiction Fridays.

I opened the door
and let you in
All the way in
I normally leave
the door slightly ajar
Just in case
Its my safety device


I opened the door
and let you in
Walking around
Freely inside
Proudly strutting
Fondling my belongings
Peering at my inner-most
Feelings and thoughts


Making me tingle
And smile

Head over to Mummy Time to FlogYoBlog Friday

55 Fiction Friday - Episode 4

Join me in playing this writing game with hundreds of other bloggers including G-Man and Sepia Mutiny on Fridays, called 55 Fiction Fridays, or 55 Fridays. The idea is to write a complete story in only 55 words.

Remember I don't claim to be a writer but I hope you join me and see if we can have a laugh. So, get your pen poised and either write a 55 word story on your own blog, or you can post it in my comments below.



I’m missing you and your loving touch
Miss your tender words so much.
Our silly giggles we share together,
Miss your humour and good blether.


You make me feel like I can soar
Above the heavens- so much more
I want you close to indulge your wit
Have a fag and shoot the shit.

55 Friday - Episode 3

Join me in playing this writing game with hundreds of other bloggers including G-Man and Sepia Mutiny on Fridays, called 55 Fiction Fridays, or 55 Fridays. The idea is to write a complete story in only 55 words.

Remember I don't claim to be a writer but I hope you join me and see if we can have a laugh. So, get your pen poised and either write a 55 word story on your own blog, or you can post it in my comments below.

come 

sit down 

next to me 

warm skin on mine 

let me feel your breath 

gently ruffling my auburn hair 

nestling on your chest 

listening to the rhythm 

of your heart 

beating for 

me 

look 

gaze down 

azure eyes ablaze 

hanging on every word 

worshiping your every phrase 

melody to my ears 

sweet harmony 

adoration

55 Friday

Some of the bloggers over at Sepia Mutiny and Mr KnowItAll play this writing game on Fridays, called 55 Fiction Fridays, or 55 Fridays. 

The idea is to write a complete story in only 55 words. 

I'm going to start 55 Fridays today on my blog! 

Remember I don't claim to be a writer but I hope you join me and see if we can have a laugh. 

So, get your pen poised and either write a 55 word story on your own blog, or you can post it in my comments below. 

Have fun! 

a long weekend 

is around the corner 

flashing his red light in my face 

trying to get my attention 

he is calling me 

enticing me 

luring me 

with his assets 

amuse me 

delight me 

take me to your lair 

retreat 

relax 

refresh 

my body and mind 

seize me 

give me 

four days of pure bliss