Fifth Day of Christmas - Blogfestivus

On the 5th Day of Christmas my true love sent to me ...


....5 Gold Rings


Well, I have other rings...erm things in mind for MY 12 Days of Christmas.  Oh yeah, you Plonkers know what I'm talking about.  Good old fashioned filthy porn!  


We couldn't....correction... I couldn't have 12 Happy Days of Christmas without a good fat chunk of porn.   


Gosh, this wee song of mine has taken many twists and turns, hasn't it just indeed.  Och aye, just the way I like it.  It wouldn't have "A Daft Scots Lass" stamp of approval if there wasn't as wee bit of saucy shoved into the pie.


Hence, the song continues to flourish and mutate its own swagger...


"5 Gigs of Porn
4 Liverpool Blokes
3 Brontë Sisters
2 Jimmy Choos
And Jamie Oliver's Satay Chicken on a Stick"

Hey, Winona, only 2 more shoplifting days till Christmas!

What do a Christmas Tree and a Priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration.

 Some more jolly Christmas music...

check out the uber Rockin' Reindeer.

Mail your packages early so the post office can loose them in time for Christmas!

Have yerself a British Little Christmas...

Brussel Sprouts
Christmas Crackers
Wizard of Oz
Over-cooked Turkey
Trivial Pursuit
Afternoon nap

Every Christmas, I feel like a little child. But we always have turkey.

 

"Five Mother Fuckers"