Caption My Photo Competition #27

Can you believe this is the 27th week that I've posted a daft or freaky picture up on ma wee bloggy for you Plonkers to caption?

Oh, how I look forward to Toozday every single week!

You intellectuals have stolen the show by composing original, witty and down-right thigh-slappingly hilarious captions, which have made me cackle like an old Hooker with a corpulent carrot up her Turkey Purse. 

So, this week is no different...

....Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

Caption this Cracker, Plonkers and win one of the famous Daft Scots Lass Tattoos that Bloggers are wearing around the Blogsphere...

Caption My Photo Competition #25

Och aye, it's my favourite day in Bloggerville. 

Why, I hear you question?

Because Toozday is Caption My Photo Competition Day, which means you Plonkers get to caption my daft picture and open everyone's Felicity LaughBox. 

(For the Fuckers who don't know what this means..."Felicity" is a girl with a banshee shriek that can blow your fucking ear drums from a mile away with her cackling laugh that sounds like a pack of hysterical hyenas on heat).

Caption this cracker...I dare ye to give me a Laugh-gasm.