Och aye, it's my favourite day in Bloggerville.
Why, I hear you question?
Because Toozday is Caption My Photo Competition Day, which means you Plonkers get to caption my daft picture and open everyone's Felicity LaughBox.
(For the Fuckers who don't know what this means..."Felicity" is a girl with a banshee shriek that can blow your fucking ear drums from a mile away with her cackling laugh that sounds like a pack of hysterical hyenas on heat).
Caption this cracker...I dare ye to give me a Laugh-gasm.