Dear god, get me through this, and I promise to never, ever support Man United again! i can't believe they ;lost 6-1 to Man City.....Salagatle!
I feel the need...the need, for speed.
too be or not too be the most biggest dumbass alive that is the question lol
Down-hill ski race suffers the effects of global warming!
yet another sign many surprisingly missed in the march toward extinction of man...
Oh, this is bad! This is very, very bad!
Rollercoaster car? I don't need no stinkin Rollercoaster car!
As far as punishments for losing a bet go, I still think this is better than the time I had to spend "7 minutes in heaven" with Betty White...
The things I do for kids--now honey where exactly did you drop your doll?
Future Theme Parks post Eskom Fallout.
"i'm no thrill-seeker, i'm just one broke-ass bastard."hey daft, we all miss your milf self over at HNT...just sayin' ;)
Marty suddenly came to the conclusion that it might be a better idea to FINALLY find a carpool partner...
Have you suffered an accident through no fault of your own - Contact Dumbass & Dumbass for a no win no fee case!Dix
Jonesy wanted to see just how far fart...er...wind power could take him.Cheers,Tracy Screaming Sardine
All right guys! Joke's over. Help me get this blindfold off!
Does your establishment have adequate fire precautions.For Fire Escapes with a difference contact Fun and Frolic Fire Escapes dot com.
The sticker on his butt says:"How's My Rollercoasting? Call 1-800-EAT-TRACK!"
This is going to be a huge wheeeee! Maybe a wee too.
"Product Tester"..."Good Money"...I knew I should've picked the "Write Children's Books" ad!...STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!!!!
Ok you probably have a million messages now so I'll stop. I'm OCD. If this guys frat house doesn't let him in after this he'll probably firebomb the place.
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