Friday, 28 October 2011

Fawk You Friday and A Shoegasm

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I've had a week from hell so I thought I'd join Boobies and Christy for Fawk You Friday, since I haven't done one in yonks!

Fuck you to the ghoulish nightmare that infected my youngest's head last night.  I had to get up 8 muthafuckin times during the night to soothe her.  The last two times I was the walking dead and stubbed my fucking baby toe on the side of her bed. 

Fuck you to the incompetent medical aid who rudely rejected my application for chronic medication for my youngests ADHD and ODD meds because she's not of "of school-going age".  What is the reasoning behind that fucking shite?

Fuckity Fuck You to the cocksmoker who cut me off twice yesterday on one stretch of road.  The old pisser was 90 years old in the shade!  Not only was she doing 40kph, but her fucking alzheimers was instantly activated and the elderly old fart failed to remember about mandatory indicators?

Fuck You to our cat Pickles who thinks it scratchies-time when I do my regular 100 sit ups on the floor with my feet hooked under the bed every morning.  Can't a girl do her routine daybreak ab-flexes in peace? 

Now on to something that ALWAYS makes me smile and swoon.  Pretty shoes.  Link up for Friday's Shoegasm and remember to tell me you did, so that I can come and drool over your Hooker Heels.




Jimmy Choo Knock Offs


Spring Wedges from LaJava Style


Tiny Goes Retail said...

great post lass lol to get rid of the big F.Us for the week hahahahaha!!!!!

Joshua said...

I'd take a cat bugging me during situps than a 40-pound child and a 25-pound child trying to use me as a jungle gym when I do them.

I just don't do them anymore. That solved that.

Hey, at least it's almost the weekend, right? Right?

Live*Laugh*Love said...

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Chrissy Peebles said...

Hello! (((((hugs)))))

It’s so awesome to visit your lovely blog today on this Halloween blog hop. I think this is an awesome opportunity to meet other authors! I’m joining your blog and I hope you’ll join mine, too, so we can learn more about one another.
My favorite monster movie is Night of the Living Dead and I’m dressing up as a mime. Mime is one of the most ancient forms of theatre, appearing around the time of the Greek tragedies. I hope to perfect the art and technique of portraying a mood, idea, or narration by gestures and bodily movements. The only problem is…that I have a big mouth! LOL. It’s so nice to meet you!


P.S. I’d love to connect with you online! My blog link is My Facebook link is:!/chrissy.peebles1 My twitter link is:!/ChrissyPeebles1

Huntress said...

Ho, boy! Everyone has days. er, weeks. er years like that.

Love your shoes, btw.

Hopping from Halloween Hop

Sangu said...

OK. Those shoes are amazing. I would actually kill someone for those green and black ones.

Dazee Dreamer said...

Yeah, I agree with all your FU's. god

and omg, love, love, love the zebra shoe

Mad Mind said...

This is why I detest other drivers. They seem to be on my list regularly.

Thanks for linking up!

Felicia said...

I hated when my cat did that crap!

And little old people drivers are the worst. I have been cut off, ran off the road and plum run over by little old people.

LOVE LOVE LOVE the shoes!

Free Book Reviews said...

Halloween Hop

I want to thank Jeremy Bates for the chance to participate in this blog hop.

My Favorite monster movie - Hellraiser
My Costume - Dragon (well the wings of a dragon and the rest is my sexy self)
And I am now following this Blog (yay)

I have read quite a few of the posts on this blog and I do believe I shall
be reading more as I have found them interesting to say the least. I hope that my participation brings this blog more visitors and that those turn into more readers for this blog's future. Thanks for being a participant and for those visiting this blog for the first time. Please comment, that is what we bloggers live for. :)

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Amanda said...

people of a certain age shouldn't be allowed to drive.

Choleesa said...

Your funny.
I actually threatened to beat the shit out of an old man, after he missed me by a literal inch, and then gave me a dirty look for coming too close to him.fucker.

Monkey Man said...

luv these.

Shelley Workinger said...

Sounds like you deserve an ice cold glass of Effen Vodka - I'm pretty sure it was made for weeks like these ;)
Happy Halloween Hop!

LIFE IS . . . FICTION said...

Hoppin down the blog trails!
haha! yer blog is kick A✫✫!! Foking Fantabugasm!
Happy happy hopping trails!
A pumpkin 4U! (sorry! no shoegasm!)


Come see my kitty then
follow me 'cause I'm following you!

TTORIA said...

Loving the pics of the shoes! Fab blog- new follower here.

Passing through for the Halloween hop...

Favourite scary book/ movie...none, i'm a wimp!


Babes Mami said...

Loving the jimmy knock offs and L.A.M.B!!

Nanny said...

My Cats attack my hair, and try to climb me like a tree when I do Yoga...Oh pretty shoes!


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