Giving a Fuck So You Don't HaveTo

I recently wrote a letter to Pope Cannon of Foul Mouth Shirts.

I hear you blah fucking blahing on about the Irish and St Patrick’s Day and how fucking awesome the Irish are and what big drinkers they are.  Pfft!  Kiss my hairy Scots arse!

How about some fucking offensive shirts for the Scotsman and woman?  We Scots drink Guinness as cough-medicine and we chug back real alcoholic beverages like double distilled neat Whisky.  The Irish have to fucking water everything down and distil the grain spirit thrice.  What the fuck is up with that shite? 

The Scots may have a reputation of being thrifty, but that’s a shite load better than the tatty-munching, rosary-rattling Paddys, who are only smart enough to believe in green leprechauns and refuse contraception.

Get some Scots t-shirt up and running, FuckKnob!

Sunday Shirt

One of my Foul Mouth Shirts that I wore on Friday to work for Casual Day. 

It's Not Going to Lick Itself!

Bloggers Ink Challenge Winner Is...

The votes are all in and a record breaking number of votes was cast.  Thank you to all wonderful Plonkers that entered and thank you to all the shameless promotion on your blogs that made it so successful.

Congratulations to BatCrap Crazy aka Duckalicious *quack quack*who won by a bee's ball hair, hawt on her heels was The Accidental Somebody and third was Crazy Dazee .

Daffy please email me so that I can organise your First Prize Foul Mouth Shirt.  Whooohoooo!

Now go enter my Caption my Photo Competition for this week!

I'm no model and I'm okay with that because I really don't want to look like a Whippet or a Skank Ass Ho - 55

Its Freaky Friday

Lets get Jiggy

Put yer party had on and

Dance

Dance

Dance

Wiggle your bum and shimmy those shoulders

Grab a partner, girate a pose and smouler

A glass of wine should help the mood along

Some funky music to sing-a-long

Yeah its Friday

And its

P-A-R-T-Y

time.

Lets rock it, Fuckers!

Go ahead and offend as many skanks with these Bizarre T-shirts or Foul-Mouthed T-shirts.

I could totally work ANY of these bitches...

10 bucks for this one

Foul Mouth Shirts

Most of you know that I'm not one to mince my words and if you've followed my blog for a while you'll probably know that one of my favourite adjectives is the classic four-letter favourite - Fuck!

One of the best ways of expressing your love for offensive language is by wearing offensive tee shirts. 

Foul Mouth Shirts is the pinnacle of all things offensive! 

I mean this is a brilliant way of getting away with it without actually saying a word.  You will find no better place to get the perfect Tee.  You can even customise your own favourite offensive saying that will be certain to make your statment loud and clear!  They have plenty of wicked cool stuff they even do naughty thongs.

I spent yonks browsing through the women's t-shrits and I just love these ones:

They also have great Custom Titty Stickers.

Head over to Boobies, Babies and a Blog and enter her competition to win!