★10 Days of Bullshit Challenge - Day 3★

★ Rockin' Mama★  and I are doing the 10 Days of Bullshit Challenge.  Day 3's topic is "An experience you're not proud of, but has made you the person you are today"

Check out the topics here and go link up.

Does your Mother Know that I know all the words to most of ABBA’s greatest hits?


Oh yeah, not even fucking Fernando will admit to owning an ABBA record but their music turns me into a complete Dancing Queen.

But yes, I know all the words to most of their songs, Honey Honey.  So put that in yer pipe and smoke it.


SOS!


I grew up in a house full of music and when my Mamma Mia and dad were out, I Had A Dream and I sneaked down to the lounge to switch on their wee Phllips record player and I’d listen to all my parent’s old 33 vinyl records. ABBA being among my dad's large record collection.

I would play the ABBA tracks over and over again until I got all the words perfect and I heard Bjorn and Benny Ring, Ringing in my ears.


I would prance around the lounge, leaping and twirling like The Piper with my hairbrush in my hand as my make-shift microphone pretending to be pretty Agnetha. She is My Kind of Girl and wished I had long blonde locks just like hers. I would imagine myself wearing the colourful tight lycra bell-bottoms and slinky tops with the spot light on me.


Did you know that ABBA sold over 375 million records worldwide? That’s a lotta Money, Money, Money.


I love ABBA. I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do.


When All Is Said and Done, it had made me into The Daft Scots Lass I am today.


Thank You for the Music!



 

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★10 Days of Bullshit Challenge - Day 2★

★Rockin' Mama★  and a bunch of other fucking awesome bloggers are doing the 10 Days of Bullshit Challenge.  Day 2's topic is Your first experience with alcohol.

Check out the Days topics here and go link up.

My first experience with alcohol? I actually don’t remember that. Mum always had wine in the house and we were always offered a glass, well I don’t think we were offered, we just took, so I don’t really remember abusing alcohol until my late teens. However, I do remember my first experience with the Doobie Crunchies. Yeah, the good old marujana...

It think it was my sister’s 21st so I was probably 18 and all the usual headbangers and their bitches were invited. I arrived late for the party for some reason and my boyfriend and I made a bee line for the kitchen to pour our cheap plonk wine into presentable glasses to make us feel suitably grown up.

It was then that I noticed the freshly baked crunchies on a pretty plate on the kitchen counter. I fucking love crunchies! I have never been able to resist them.

I popped one in my mouth and we went to join the others. After girating my body for a bit and almost dislocating my neck to Slayer, I went back to the kitchen to get a wine refill. Its thirsty work, headbanging and avoiding the mosh pit.

I then spotted the plate of crunchies that was freshly filled up. I popped another one in my mouth and put another one in my pocket. Soon, I was going back quite regularly to the kitchen, not to refill my wine glass, but to munch down on the yummy crunchies.

About an hour later, I was puzzled as to how I could be THIS pissed on two glasses of wine?! While I was pondering that, I got the giggles. I then go the munchies. Then I got the giggles again. Vicious circle! I don’t remember much after giggling and munching like a maniac but apartently I had a really great time, dancing the night away.

My sister only told me years later that the crunches were “green loaded” and contained quite a lot of weed. No wonder I had such a bad hangover the next day.



Check out Day 1

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And The Winner Is..

Congratulations to Caption my Freaky Photo Competition #11 winner - Lost.In.Idaho.  Email me at info@redpepa.za.net so I can post you a wee something.

"The cookie monster experiments with Nair, but misses a few spots.."


Be sure to come back this Tuesday for the next Caption My Freak Photo competition #12

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★10 Days of Bullshit Challenge - Day 1 ★

★Rockin' Mama★  is doing the 10 Days of Bullshit Challenge and I thought I'd join her because its not your usual boring Blog Challenge and you all know how I love something a wee bit different and twisted!

You can be as honest as you want or as the title says bullshit your way through this!


Rock the button, spread the Rockin' Mama like an STD and make sure you go link up after every post so other Bitches can find your ass.


Right Plonkers so here is how it works.  Pay attention!  Start with Day 1 so everyone following knows who you are. After that I don't give a shit if you go in order, but finish in 10 days!


★Day 01- A recent photo of you with a funny caption.


★Day 02- How was your first experience drinking alcohol?


★Day 03- An experience you're not proud of, but has made you the person you are today.


★Day 04- What do you lie about the most?


★Day 05- Finish this sentence. If I could change one thing about myself it would be___________.


★Day 06- Who or what is your inspiration, and why?


★Day 07- What is the difference between love and lust?


★Day 08- Has a person of the same sex made a pass at you, and what was your reaction?


★Day 09- If your life was made into a movie what would the title be and who would you cast to play you?


★Day 10- Write a letter to you at 16 years old.

A Daft Scots Lass tried out Bull Sperm, as it is know as the "Viagra for Hair"

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Friday's Shoegasm and a few Fawk Yous

<a href="http://gillianhefer.blogspot.com/"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEBC5CjIzVFFAwjP98vng5gRchVZ3GR44PBZRCDDfXvD0zRrOOQVprxxvDJEweZyL44ZjLGKkjARFjcG3dw_TlWT-UMAG8KfXrz5tpmIZOmcxfUr_zXPfjHr8Zo_mKD05Fl7kcRlA-Z1c/s1600/fridayshoegasm.jpg" alt="A Daft Scots Lass" width="240" height="217" /></a>

 Link up for Friday's Shoegasm and shoes us your favourite pair of heels or shoes.  Because everyone loves a really cute pair of shoes.  Will also share with you my Hot Air Ballooning experience when I get back on Sunday.

Hervé Léger Now £300.18 Snake Look Sandals



Sergi Rossi £354.18

Halston  £341.00

Vouelle  £242

Its also Fawk You Friday! So, go and link up with Boobies and Christy and let it all oot! Give these girls a whirl, they're brilliant.

• Fuck you to the Pneumonia that hit me like a ton of bricks this week.  Totally floored me physically.  I had to say at home, in bed, on the couch and rest!  Fucking boring!

• Fuck you to the diet has was going so well last week and was ruined this week by being at home and eating all the wrong fucking shite and not being able to go to the gym.  I was so looking forward to wearnig my FoulMouthShirts. 

• Fuck you to the gas suppliers who were all out of gas this week and we froze our fucking arses off crowding around a tiny wee fan heater.

• Fuck you to DSTV which costs too much and will be switched off at our house as from today!  Its gonna be a rough ride.

Anyway, Plonkers have a great weekend.  Don't forget to enter my competition - Caption my Freaky Photo #11.

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