How to get to the Cheerleading Nationals

We took a 2½ hour drive to Orkney to support my best friends kids in the Cheerleading Nationals. 

It was great fun but fucking freezing!!!  The wind was howling but that didn't put us off.  Nothing that a hot chocolate couldn't fix.

Quaint wee shops along the way

"Flippen Lekker Kos", translated means Flippen Great Food! 

The Stadium and The SA Flag

Quad

Some of us wrapped up warm

Some of the couples stunts

Flap Props

Couples Stunts

Stunts

Prize Giving

News Cafe Classic Car Show

Last Sunday we went to a Classic Car Show at News Cafe in Meyersdal and I got to sit in a Ferrari.

Happy Friday,Plonkers

TGIF, right?  So its been a long week and I'm so happy that its Friday.  My favourite day of the week and we have some cool plans for the weekend.  I also have a few crazy illusions for you and of course a Shoegasm or two.

Shake you head from side to side to see this famous singer song writer.  Pretty buck, eh?  Are you still shakin yer head?

Now that your eyes feel like they are about to jiggle outta yer face.

It's Friday, Bitches.  Lets dance!!

and wear pretty shoes

Friday will never be the same again with a handful of Shoegasms.  These are my picks for this week.  Now go buy a pair or two or take my button, let me know you're linking up and I'll come take a peek at your favourite heels.

Ooooo La-La Miu Miu Pumps at Polyvore

Lovely Loriblu pumps

Purple Prada pumps

Just for the 4th of July only $39

Charlotte Russe Hot Pink Satin Peep Toe Pumps

Rupert Sanderson Pretty Purple Pumps

Sex is like air. It's not important until you aren't getting any.

This is a re-post of a very old post that I drafted a couple days after I posted it.  I'm not sure why I drafted it so here it is again.

Are you ready to juice things up a little?  Are you an ‘aeroplane blonde’? Are you a fan of the ‘sixty-niner’? If these and other terms have mystified you, here’s a quick guide to the funny world of sexual slang.....

Booty call - a late night summons, often made via telephone, to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis.

AC/DC - bisexual.

Dogging - having or observing exhibitionist sex in a public place, usually outdoors.

Sixty Niner - simultaneous oral sex with your partner, so called as the digits.  69 are a graphic representation of this configuration.

Around the world - the act of kissing your partner’s entire body as a prelude to nooky.


Back door - another term for butt, bum or backside; going in the ‘back door’ aka bottom sex.


Bagging it - wearing a condom during intercourse, as opposed to ...


Barebacking - unprotected sex.


Finger - to stimulate a woman’s genitals using the fingers.


Wet dream - an erotic dream that leads to ejaculation during sleep.


Necking - Making out involving heavy kissing of the neck or petting of that area.


Muff diving - giving a woman oral sex.


Load - semen or ejaculate (as in, to shoot one’s load).  The Money Shot.


Blue balls - an uncomfortable experience for a man who desperately needs to experience an orgasm but finds no relief.


Blow job/giving head - the act of giving a man fellatio or oral sex.


Hand job - stimulating a partner manually to orgasm.  Two bob for a hand job?


Shag - to have sexual intercourse.


Family jewels - his testicles.


Golden shower - urinating on a partner as part of sex play.


Jail bait - a sex partner who is under the age of 18.


S/M or S and M - sadism and masochism. Getting sexual pleasure from consensual sex
power play that involves either inflicting pain on a person or experiencing pain oneself.


Rimming - stimulating the anus externally with a tongue.

Swinging - arranging to have sex with other couples, either one-on-one or group sex.

Frottage - When two people rub their bodies together for sexual pleasure; also known as dry humping.

Aeroplane blonde - a woman with bleached blonde hair but who still has a wee ‘black box’ down under.