El Jefe's Top 10 Hotties!

El Jefe wrote a guest post here recently about the Top 10 Not-So-Hot-Bitches which was very popular with both the girls and the boys - but mainly the boys coz most of them agreed with The Boss' choices.  Today he Guest Posts again!

Many people wanted to know who I thought were the Top 10 Hot Bitches. Well, wait no longer as I reveal the EL Jefe’s Hottest of the Hot! These are in no particular order. They all have equal hotness. 

Drumroll please…

Megan Fox 

This girl just oozes sex! She is hot and wild and crazy. Megan Fox looks like the type of girl that would be like the energizer bunny.  She would just go on and on and on until you would die of exhaustion.  Seriously, her hotness should be outlawed!

Salma Hayek 

I have always thought she was hot in an elegant, non-slutty kind of way. She would be the perfect girl to take home and meet the parents. Ever since I first saw her in “Desperado” she has always ranked near the top of my top 10 list. 

Alessandra Ambrosio

A Brazilian Model and Victoria’s Secrets girl, she is Hot. Perfect body and perfect face. They just don’t make them like they do in Brazil.

Brooklyn Decker 

She even looks sexy picking her nose in public.

My Wife Liz

The love of my life. She is a MILF extraordinaire. Stay away guys!!!

Gillian aka A Daft Scots Lass

Gotta love the red-heads! Gillian; You got it goin’ on! SNAP!

 

Rihanna 

At first, I thought the red-hair would change her look too much and maybe knock her down a notch or two. 

Then I remember it was Rihanna we were talking about. 

Rihanna is a hottie to the max. She could be bald and she still would look hot. She has a beautiful face and a gorgeous body. And she has that “wild” look about her kind of like Megan Fox. Chris Brown -You really messed up buddy! What a dumbass!

Adriana Lima 

Another Brazilian Model and another Victoria’s Secret model. Notice a trend here from Brazil? I have been to Brazil and I can vouch for the hotness of that country. It defies words. 

Camila and Mariana Davalos 

Twins from Colombia. I was speechless the first time I saw them. Imagine dating both of them, at the same time. I can’t even comprehend the joy that would bring! They also have the perfect asses. 

(Since they are twins, I gave them one spot on the list so I could include more hotties)

Charlize Theron and Candace Swanepoel 

Charlize

Seeing how this blog is from South Africa, I had to include a South African on here. 

I was torn between Charlize Theron and Candace Swanepoel. Both are Hot! 

Candice Swanepoel

In the end, I put them both on the list because I love them both. Actually, South Africa has a plethora of beauties (three made the top 10). 

There are also Vanessa Haywood, Joelle Kayembe and Candace Hillebrand, to name a few. Keep producing the Hotties South Africa

Is everyone in agreement?

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South African Bloggers Conference

I've been reading all over the Blogsphere recently about the awesome Aussie Blogger's Conference held in Sydney last weekend.

I'd love to find a group of awesome people who can organise or who can assist to organise, a South African Bloggers Conference. 

I'm sure it would be a HUGE success as the numbers of bloggers in South Africa are growing.  

It would be brilliant to find a great venue for South African Bloggers to come from all over the country and share knowledge, workshops, blogging experiences, tips on blogging and vlogging and get Guest Speakers to talk to us and tell us how the professional do it.  

Not only would we get to meet fellow bloggers, but we would learn something too.

Do you think its a great idea or what?  or have I bitten off more than I can chew?

This is a HUGE undertaking but I'm sure I could find someone in the industry who would get involved in this, not only with the brainstorming and organising but with sponsorships and stuff. 

If you have any suggestions, ideas and want to get involved please email me:  info@redpepa.za.net

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Some of my Favourite Things

Some of the things I love at the moment and no, its not raindrops on roses or fucking whiskers on kittens...Q Julie Andrews

Eve Bubbly in a Can - its convenient and its comes in the cutest silver or pink cans.  Great for smuggling alcohol into places where its forbidden coz I'm bad ass like that.

The PINK SONY Cybershot digital camera 12 megapixels to shove in my handbag instead of lugging around my other bulky camera. 

Shopping with my girls.  In the past when they were little, it was a nightmare taking them with shopping because they always whined and comlained.  Now they make it fun!

Silly Megan

Pretending to eat a giant dog's toy burger

Batiste (not the wrestler) Dry Shampoo.  When you don't have time to wash yor hair.  Its a great volume booster too.

My mirror Aviator sunnies

UK Goodies imported just for me for Easter!

Google

(not the hot Bitch, although I wouldn't say no to her either)

without Google I'd be lost...and wouldn't be able to play the Google Awkward Search



And finally, Blogger for the many years of Bloggerville experiences and the many Plonkers I have met here.  You Rock my Face off!

So what are your favourite things?

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76.3% of the world's weird shit comes from Japan, since 1952. Raff Out Roud!

XBOX Windows Media Centre for Dummies

So, My Boerewors took it upon himself to change our old simple set-up of the Mvix hooked up to our old delapidated Telefunken Telly, which worked perfectly well, to a new fancy Windows Media Centre which plays through our XBOX 360.  He has spent about a month categorising and sorting out all our movies, series and porn. 

Now, don't get me wrong, I'm all for "upgrading" and enjoy handy gadgets like the next Plonker, but I just can't fucking figure out how to work the fucking telly with an XBOX controller!  I always fuck it up and have to ask The Gadget Man to come and put my Big Bang Episodes on. 

He drew me this diagram to help me.  I shit you not. 

I thought it was very sweet.

I still can't work it.

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