On the 9th Day of Christmas...

On the 9th Day of Christmas my true love sent to me....


...Nine Ladies Dancing.

But unless they are either Vintage French Can-Can dancers, or So You Think You Can Dance contestants, I'm not really interested.  SYTYCD season is far from starting and I'm a kazillion miles from France to see real kick arse Can-Can dancers...

So, I'll just compromise and go for 9 inch vibrating dildo.  Oh I know, the 9 inch variety are always a little extra and pretty pricey but its worth the additional dollars for the additional inches.  Bigger is better, right?

Firstly, I can always get the Chinky knock off, right?  And, secondly, if #5 on my 12 Days of Christmas List comes to fruition, I will have something to go along with the 9 inch member.

Adult toys are fabulous accessory and I have a few but lately my stash has been drastically dwindling because I am rather careless with my sex toys.  I don't look after them as I should....so I think its time for a new one.  This Frosty Purple Monster even has a frikken strobe light!  How festive is that?  It would look BANGIN in my Christmas stocking - and its waterproof! 

Sorted!

A Daft Scots Lass' 12 Days of Christmas song grows :

9 Inch Vibrating Dildo
8 Shots of Botox
7 Priceless Plonkers
6 Penguin Biscuits
5 Gigs of Porn
4 Liverpool Blokes
3 Brontë Sisters
2 Jimmy Choos
And Jamie Oliver's Satay Chicken on a Stick!

76.3% of the world's weird shit comes from Japan, since 1952. Raff Out Roud!