Eat My Shorts!

Happy Monday, Pretty Plonkers.

Today is the letter E for the 2015 A to Z Blog Challenge.

As you know my Nostalgic theme is two-part; the first part of the post will be something retro or vintage that I remember from my childhood, or something that I remember my mum and dad talking about or passing down to me.

Today's feature is ta-raaa - The Easy-Bake Oven.

What little girl in back in my time DIDN'T have an Easy Bake Oven? And let me tell you, if you didn't own one, you were cramping your fingers writing countless letters to Santa begging him to bring you one.  It was every wee lassie's dream.

Many hours were spent playing with the oven, but when your mixes and accessories ran out it was pretty much useless.

Today's nostalgic tune is the 80s duo of Annie Lennox and Dave Stewart in the Eurythmics.  They had plenty hits but this one is pretty catchy.  Enjoy and sing along! 

Valentines Day Gift Ideas

You have 5 more shopping days until Valentine's Day.  

So, have you bought or made your gift yet, Plonkers?  I hear most of the men mumble "well, no" because, the majority of the men leave their gift-buying until the day before.  They get to the store and realise everything has doubled in price and its only the dregs that are left.  You land up getting your lovely 3-day-old roses and foosty chocolates. 

Not cool!  Here's a few brilliant ideas that she'll love. Trust me!

Go Visit EdenFantasys have some really sweet and naughty Valentines Day gift ideas if you Plonkers haven't started shopping already.  I have marked some things off on my wishlist.

Take a lookie-lookie at their romantic Valentines Lingerie, which they just happen to do in plus sizes, so us chunky lassies can hop into them too and get a bit of Frisky on.

Oh So Pretty!


Sweetheart Red Lace Teddy $26.99



I Love you Baby Doll $34.99

If romantic lingerie doesn't juice yer lemon, EdenFantasys also have Massage Oil Candles, which claim to be "Better than Roses".  Hot or Wot?

Or why don't you indulge your lovely lady with a bottle of sweet smelling Perfume to get your motor racing?  However, if your sinus allergies do not approve of her musky scents, try all their different kinds of saucy Books and DVDs - guaranteed to get both yer fancies tickled.

EF even have a bunch of Beauty, Body, Makeup and Skincare products which will make your partner smack of hotness.  But, if your foxy female doesn't enjoy pots, potions and lotions, you could get yer jollies on with their fun Games and Gags.

Your one-stop Valentine's Day Shoppe!

Go get something for your wantun woman and if there is just too much to choose from get her a Gift Certiciate and she can do her own shopping.  Oh and you know how us lassies love to shop! 

If you wanna slip in a wee something for me, feel free, just don't think that gives you the right to stalk me, Creepo.

Happy Dildo Shopping!

On the 9th Day of Christmas...

On the 9th Day of Christmas my true love sent to me....


...Nine Ladies Dancing.

But unless they are either Vintage French Can-Can dancers, or So You Think You Can Dance contestants, I'm not really interested.  SYTYCD season is far from starting and I'm a kazillion miles from France to see real kick arse Can-Can dancers...

So, I'll just compromise and go for 9 inch vibrating dildo.  Oh I know, the 9 inch variety are always a little extra and pretty pricey but its worth the additional dollars for the additional inches.  Bigger is better, right?

Firstly, I can always get the Chinky knock off, right?  And, secondly, if #5 on my 12 Days of Christmas List comes to fruition, I will have something to go along with the 9 inch member.

Adult toys are fabulous accessory and I have a few but lately my stash has been drastically dwindling because I am rather careless with my sex toys.  I don't look after them as I should....so I think its time for a new one.  This Frosty Purple Monster even has a frikken strobe light!  How festive is that?  It would look BANGIN in my Christmas stocking - and its waterproof! 

Sorted!

A Daft Scots Lass' 12 Days of Christmas song grows :

9 Inch Vibrating Dildo
8 Shots of Botox
7 Priceless Plonkers
6 Penguin Biscuits
5 Gigs of Porn
4 Liverpool Blokes
3 Brontë Sisters
2 Jimmy Choos
And Jamie Oliver's Satay Chicken on a Stick!

What we did today...

We played hopscotch in the back gardenKaylin cheered us on...We went to Jungle Rumble Indoor Playground

then we went to Wimpy for lunch....