On the 9th Day of Christmas...

On the 9th Day of Christmas my true love sent to me....


...Nine Ladies Dancing.

But unless they are either Vintage French Can-Can dancers, or So You Think You Can Dance contestants, I'm not really interested.  SYTYCD season is far from starting and I'm a kazillion miles from France to see real kick arse Can-Can dancers...

So, I'll just compromise and go for 9 inch vibrating dildo.  Oh I know, the 9 inch variety are always a little extra and pretty pricey but its worth the additional dollars for the additional inches.  Bigger is better, right?

Firstly, I can always get the Chinky knock off, right?  And, secondly, if #5 on my 12 Days of Christmas List comes to fruition, I will have something to go along with the 9 inch member.

Adult toys are fabulous accessory and I have a few but lately my stash has been drastically dwindling because I am rather careless with my sex toys.  I don't look after them as I should....so I think its time for a new one.  This Frosty Purple Monster even has a frikken strobe light!  How festive is that?  It would look BANGIN in my Christmas stocking - and its waterproof! 

Sorted!

A Daft Scots Lass' 12 Days of Christmas song grows :

9 Inch Vibrating Dildo
8 Shots of Botox
7 Priceless Plonkers
6 Penguin Biscuits
5 Gigs of Porn
4 Liverpool Blokes
3 Brontë Sisters
2 Jimmy Choos
And Jamie Oliver's Satay Chicken on a Stick!

Dedicated Follower of Fashion?

I am most certainly NOT a dedicated follower of fashion.  I stick to the classic timeless stuff that never goes out of fashion.  I definintely don't follow the seasonal changes in the trends.  Besides my budget does not keep up with the rapid modifications.

In my opinion, the fashion lately is a Shopaholic’s Nightmare! 

There is some fugly stuff going on this season.  Have the style guru's run out of ideas?


Here's some things I think NO ONE should have in their cupboard EVA!

Fugly Gladiator Sandals

WTF? 

These are the ugliest things since doubling up on your shoulder pads in the 80's.

Kankles are in???

No thank you.

Harem Pants

Who on earth wants to walk around looking like you've shat in yer nappy? 

Leave them for Ali Baba and with any luck his 40 thieves will nick them

High Waist Trousers

They make even the skinnest people look chunky.

Clashing Animal Prints

Not even flattering on Sharon Slutty Stone

Fedoras

Leave them for gangsta mafia costumer parties and Humphry Bogart

Jumpsuits

Saturday Night Fever Disco Funk is so UnFly

Puffy Bubble Skirts

Didnt they learn ANYTHING from the 80s?

Round Sunglasses

Hello? John Lennon is D-E-A-D peeps.

Massive Flower Accessories

Flower Power was the 60's!

Bloomin' fugly...not cute at all

Tell me what you think.

What do you like or dislike that is "in fashion" at the moment?