Christmas Conversations with Our Megan

Megan :  Mummy, when its Christmas, will Santa and his reindeer fly over the wall to get into our house?

Me :  Yes, Megan they will land on the grass outside and then Santa will come in to drop off the presents.

Megan :  *thinking* Mummy, the reindeer must be very careful when flying over the wall. They mustn't hit the electric fence or they'll go to heaven.

Me :  Yes, but reindeer are VERY clever and they will know to fly up high.

Megan : *more thinking*  Mummy, how will Santa get inside?

Me : We'll leave the gate open for him.

Megan : *worried* But what if the baddies come in too?

Me : Perhaps we'll just leave a window open for him.

Megan : But Santas fat, how will he fit through?

Me :  Santa is like a super hero.  He can just suck it in and fit through the bars.

Megan : *pondering*  Mummy, if I'm in my bed and I hear Santas footsteps and I come running to see him?

Me :  Santa is soopa fast (super hero theory) and before you know it, he'll be flying off in his sled.

Megan :  But if I get to see him, will he leave me a bag of poo instead of presents?

Me:  Only if you're naughty, Megan.  Besides, he'll have already left all your presents by the Tree.

Megan :   *more pondering*  Oh yes!

Talk about 101 questions about Christmas and Santa and how it all works. 

Don't you just LOVE their innocence?