New Queen ShagPad

Take a keek at our brand new Queen ShagPad!

We've NEVER had a Queen-sized bed before. Can you tell I'm soopa excited!  I cannae wait until I get into bed tonight. We're QueenShagPad Virgins - until tonight, Plonkers, until sundown tonight!

I know that you're probably thinking; "Who the fuck gets excited about a new bed?" 

Well, if you've slept in a squeaky, creeky banana-shaped piece of crap for the last 6 months, you too, would be rivetted about a brand spanking new bed.  Not only is it a new bed, it's a fekkin Queen-sized bed. 

I know you're also probably thinking; "Who the fuck gets excited about a queen sized bed?" Well, if you've been cramped into a manky double bed for the last 20 years of your life, you too, would be nippin to slip into yer creeper.

No more getting scratched legs from R's toenails, no more saying "Shift up!", no more complaining when its thunder and lightning and the girls want to sleep in our bed, no more bitching that the dog farts in bed. 

It's going to be like kippin on a giant sugar-free marshmallow.

Assembling the ShagPad

Ready for Action

I wanted to send a massive, special thanks out Sausage Fingers, who sent me a gorgeous Christmas card that I only got last week.  Damn SA postal service Fuckers!  I am always magically excited to get mail from fellow bloggers overseas.  It makes me feel so special!

Thanx again, Sausage.  Mwah!

I thought I'd post an update of wee Emma Pup.  We've had her now for nearly 3 months and she's still a wee toaty thing.  I don't think she'll get much bigger.  Our Wee Button still tries to catch her tail, poor wee jessie.  She also barks her head off when you squeeze the syrup bottle.  I shite you not, Plonkers!  What's up with that?  Emma sure is a dafty but a cutie.

This is a picture of Kaylin on her first day back at school in Grade R (thats the year before the first year of primary school). She is dead chuffed to be in "the big kids' class" of the school this year.  With her new-found confidence, its great to see her go to school without drama and tears. 

Winner Winner Cheekén Dinner!

A parcel arrived in the mail a wee while ago.  I get so excited about collecting parcels.  I was wired to find out who it was from and what was inside as I wasn't expecting anything!

I won a beautiful handmade gift from Lovely Light over at Without Complexities.  I'd completely forgotten about it with all the bussle that is the Festive Season.

Kaylin holds the parcel up



My gift inside the parcel with a hand-written card!

My beautiful tiger's eye beaded ring.  I wish I had a beautiful hands to go with it but I inherited my mother's "working hands". I  have hands like shovels just like my mum's

My hand-written card from Lovely Light

Thanx again and I'm so happy I could be part of your first giveaway AND be the winner!  I will wear my smashing ring with pride and great joy. After all it was custom-designed just for me!

BLOGversation BlogHop : Where Do You Blog?

No, Plonkers, I'm not talking about where your blog is hosted.  I'm talking about your Blog Spot, the place where you do all your blogging....

I'll start with showing you my Blog Spot and then I want you to reveal yours!

I have a few favourite places where I blog, but my dining area is the most popular wee place that I like to plonk myself down and do most of me blogging.   It is near where the kids play, I can keep an eye with what is going on in the kitchen and I can sit at a table which is more comfy to blog on...

So Link up Blogoholics and post yer Blog Spot Photos. Show me yours and I'll show you mine, kinda thing.  We wanna see where you do the deed!

Go it?

Go do it!