A Shoegasm Medley ❤

Friday means it's time to slip on a Shoegasm and share some sexy stilettos with you Lovely Plonkers ❤

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So, because it was my birthday this week {I didn't even lick my birthday cake because I'm on diet - again} but I did drool over these pretty party puppies

These would look adorable with skinny jeans

Perfect with an LBD

Party Heels

Tartan heels for  A Daft Scots Lass

Just so perfectly pretty and girly

Dance in these Funky and Comfy wedges all night long

Make your shoes looks like boots.  I dig this idea.

So, it'll be wine o'clock soon...let's shag off and sugar-coat the tippy-tops of those fancy margarita glasses, crank up the ice crusher, cut up a lime or two and rustle up a cocktail or ten.  

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❤ yer faces off.  I'm off to get my wine ON.

Friday's Shoegasm

Happy Friday, Bitches!  

I can't tell you how shitfaced happy I am that it's weekend, baby.  

My spirited seven year old has been giving me grey hair and a possible aneurysm  because we weaned her off some of her ODD/OCD meds three weeks ago.  We have now realised why we put her on the meds in the first place!   She's been irritable, completely impossible and has the focus and concentration of a fucking goldfish.     

We've had a battlefield-of-a-household this week.  I've been bashing heads with Kaylin non-stop, yelling like a ginger banshee and literally foaming at the mouth at times.  Naughty corner was working overtime.    Oh.... its been oh-so-pretty!  

On top of that, Megan started her 2nd term exams and I've been Chief Study Buddy.  A whole other stress on its own...learning what preposition, pronouns, common nouns, synonyms, antonyms, abstract nouns, all over again in a second language - Afrikaans.

Next week is Natural Sciences, Maths and Social Sciences.  

Happy Days!

It's been an emotional meltdown of a week. I wish I could just run away for a week, hide under a fuzzy cashmere blankie in my jammies, live on hot chocolate and beef crisps.  Not have to talk or see anyone or brush my hair.  Blissful alone time to recharge my battery, press my reset button and reboot my brain.  

Yeah....like that's gonna happen.  A girl can dream, right?

Right now that I've Bitched good and hard, here are some pretty things too drool over....

Mint Platform Peep Toe

Pink Ballet Pumps with lace and bow detail.  Too fucking cute.

Perfect for Summer! Red Checked Platforms with Watermelon soles

Red Skull Platforms with Ankle strap and bow detail.  I adore the stripey in-soles

Christian Louboutin Jaws Platforms.  Swoon...

Nautical inspired black patent flats with anchor and heart detail by Mosschino

Friday's Shoegasm Heels2Heaven

Hey Beautiful Plonkers.  

Thank Fuck is Friday!

It has been an eventful week and what better way to celebrate its closure with some gorgeous sexy and alternative shoes from Heels2Heaven 

Go check  out their website.  Their prices are pretty reasonable considering their uniqueness.

Nude Cheery Peep Toe Sling Backs

Anchor Sailor Peep Toe with Bow Detail

Cutie Pie Retro Black and White Polka Dot with Red Bow Detail

Navy Bettie Retro Sling Back and Peep Toe 

Cordelia Paisley Print Heels with Arch Strap

Geometric Print Black and White Zombie Peep Toe Heels

Tartan Fabric Print Heels with Strap

Have an awesome weekend.  I've been asked to do some voice-over work for a company based in the States  I guess someone likes my accent after all :-)