Apparently there are rules one must
adhere to when accepting the Liebster Award, but that never stopped me from fucking breaking
them.
1. Thank the person who nominated you.
2. Post eleven random facts about yourself.
- Well I actually have 100 things about myself posted on my blog, but I supposed I can think of
another 10 just for you Plonkers!
- I adore arm candy.
- I am obsessed with
everything Jack White. I’m saving
to buy some of his guitar picks and make them into earrings. Don’t steal
my idea okay?
- I’m in the process of
completing a colourful half sleeve tattoo on my right arm. Its very excited to watch the progress. I'm rockin the shit out of it.
- Fruit gives me goosebumps,
even just looking at it or imagining biting into fruit. Och, I know I’m a fucking nutcase. Every time this happens it just reminds
me of this fact.
- Lately I’m loving red lipstick.
- Despite all the vibrant
four-letter words that disgorge from my face, I’m actually quite romantic deep down in my twisted soul.
- It’s always wine o’clock *ching ching*. Don't judge me.
- I’m fiercely protective over
the ones I care about.
- I'm an Instagram Whore.
3. You answer the eleven questions asked by the
person who nominated you.
- What scares you the most?
Being old and alone
- What makes you happy and
why?
Music. It
feeds my soul and I can’t imagine life without it.
- If you could be any famous
person, living or dead, who would it be and why?
Someone who is loaded, but not famous and not
stalked by the fucking paparazzi. So I guess that would be Riley Bechtel. Are you googling yet?
- Do you enjoy what you do for
a living and why?
I work with a brilliant bunch of very strong,
independent and outgoing sales women and they’re like my second family. I enjoy the flexibility its gives me in order
to be the best mum to my girls. They both demand a lot of my time.
- What is your favourite movie
of all time?
Sense and Sensibility
- What is
you favorite TV show?
The Big Bang Theory.
- If you were allowed to only
eat one meal for the rest of your life what would it be?
Duh! Can
only be Chocolate.
- If you could go back in time
what would you change or do?
I would be bolder with my decisions.
- If you had to pick one
famous person of the same sex to have a man or girl crush on, who would it
be and why?
Zooey Deschanel. She’s so daft, quirky, pretty and
sexy all at the same time.
- Would you take a bullet for
someone, and if yes, who would it be?
I would. I
have a few on my list that I’d killa da bull for. You know who you are!
- What celebrity do you
despise the most and why?
Paris Hilton, because she’s always had everything
handed to her and yet she's still managed to fuck it up.
4. You think of a new set of eleven questions and
nominate eleven others to answer them.
- Vanilla or Chocolate?
- Home Alone on a Friday night or out partying?
- Favourite
thing to do while watching telly. Pickin yer nose doesn't count.
- Brunettes, Blondes or Redheads?
- Coke or
Pepsi?
- Books or
Films?
- If you
could have one super power what would it be and why?
- If you
could be someone of the opposite sex for one day, who would you be and what would you do?
- Boxers or
tighty whities?
- How many
Cheese Curls can you fit in your mouth without crunching or swallowing?
- fuck 11,
ten’s enough
I now bequeath this award to some Rad Bloggers
Fellow Foul Mouthed Hooker (even though I'm not allowed to view her blog anymore) Rockin Mama
Sweeties wee Irish Lad I know Yeamie Waffles
Guinness World Record Holder
Braai Boy
Proudly South African Stacey Vee
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