Friday, 22 July 2011

Blog Clean UP

I have decided to make some changes to my blog. 

Oh Yes, I will still blog in my usual quirky, sassy way with colourful language (that’s just me) but the sexual content will be lessened a whole lot. 

I believe the content of my blogs sends a message out about who I am and what I’m about. 

Yes, I am an open-minded liberal woman but I am also a happily married wife and mum of two brilliant wee lassies who need to be considered. They are also a big part of this blog. I want my family to be able to visit the blog without feeling uncomfortable or uneasy. I may also be entering into another business venture soon and I do not want my name to be sullied in any way.

For these reasons, I will be cleaning up A Daft Scots Lass blog because this is the blog that is associated with my real name. Anyone Googling my name will find it and I don’t want to send a message that will make them doubt my integrity.

I understand that will mean losing followers and I am 100% fine with this. My blog was originally not about rounding up as many followers as possible but lately I’ve become more involved in the statistics behind it and feel that I’m getting “roped in”. I don’t want that. That is not why I have a blog. I have a blog because I want a voice. But I want it to be an accurate voice.

I hope you guys understand why I need to do this.

I may at a later stage start another anonymous blog with all the sexy stuff there…who knows where this will take me.

Normal broadcast will resume on Monday!


Wednesday, 20 July 2011

Wine, Shopping and Hair

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of dinner?'

'No, I had to stop drinking years ago', the homeless woman told me.

'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.

'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.

'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'

'Well, I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight.'

The homeless woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine.'

Tuesday, 19 July 2011

Caption My Freaky Photo Competition #14


Caption my Freaky Photo and win a wee giveaway. 

If you've got any cool images that you want me to use for this feature, pop me an email with the image info@redpepa.za.net

What's your hilarious take on this mutha?


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Monday, 18 July 2011

Monday Music Moves Me

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Head on over to Xmas Dolly and link up for Monday Music Moves Me. There is no theme this week - it's a FREEBIE.  So, I thought I'd share with you some of the fucking brilliant music that I've stumbled across this week.

I just love Alex Clare's voice! Awesome stuff.


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Be sure to visit tomorrow for the NEW Caption My Freaky Photo Competition #14.


Sunday, 17 July 2011

I Collect Gingers




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