Saturday, 24 September 2011

And The Winner Is...


The Winner of this week's Caption My Photo Competition #23 is Lesley from Fabulously Flawed.  Bloody hell, I laughed so hard at her comment I nearly peed myself.  Fucking Brilliant!!  


Now email me at info@redpepa.za.net coz I wanna send you a wee somefink, sweetie.   yer face off!




"The prophesy states that we must attack at sight of the first full moon! Tally ho!"


Friday, 23 September 2011

Friday Follower #9, a Shoegasm and a Vlog






 
 



Meet this week's featured Friday Follower - the beautiful Naomi.  

She has a gorgeous fashion blog and website called Miso Glamorous.  

Naomi is a wife to an amazing man, mother of two beautiful girls and self-proclaimed beauty fanatic. She is fascinated with everything beauty, from skin care products to the latest cosmetic surgery procedures. She enjoys sampling beauty products and going to the spa. Beauty may be skin deep, but it is also expensive and hard work. Therefore, I blog about DIY beauty treatments, how to beauty guides, and much more. 

You know the saying "when you look good you feel good", it so true!!! 

What do you think is the most interesting thing about you?
 
I'm a self motivated go getter.

What got you started in blogging?
I wanted to share my beauty experiences, therefore I blog

What's one of your favorite things about where you live and what you do?
I live in the city of roses Tyler, TX and roses is one of two of my favorite flowers. The other hydrangea. I'm a Stella and Dot stylist and my job is super fun I meet awesome women and introduce them to Stella and Dot amazing jewelry. I love hosting jewelry parties or my clients may shop on-line from my personal site.

Your favorite place in the world?
Home, please don't misunderstand I love to travel.

If you had one day to live what would you do?
Eat whatever food that will make me happy, I will go on a luxury shopping spree, Skydive, spend time with family, make a good bye You Tube video for my family and friends.

What's on your ipod?
Brittney Spears, Nicki Minaj, Drake, Carrie Underwood,Bruno Mars,Jason Aldean, Miranda Lambert, Kings of Leon, Kanye West, Francesca Battistelli,Addison Road, Eminem, Pat Benatar etc

Dinner with three people dead or alive?
My grandmother Cora, I miss her so much, Kim Kardashian and Ronald Reagan

Who's your hero?
My grandmother Cora, she was a smart and strong women. She was never afraid of hard work. I really admire her work ethic and wisdom.

What could you not live without?

iphone :)





Now its time for a Shoegasm!  So, take my button, link up and remember to tell me you did, so I can come and drool over your heels too.


Giuseppe Zanotti Rockin' Pumps $950
Oh you KNOW I love my Christian Louboutins
These Gucci shoes make me drool $750

Jessica Simpson: Lizza $89,99 from Kaboodle


Pretty White Arden Wedge from Heels.com
Black and White L.A.M.B. T-strap $300 at Heels.com

Have an awesome weekend, Plonkers!

Thursday, 22 September 2011

Mrs Blobby visits i-Lipo

Righty-Ho plonkers, so summer is here and its time to get fucking s-e-r-i-A-S-S about those hideous love handles and that jelly-belly.  It just fucking disgusting!  Putrid in fact, soo...guess what I'm doing?
   
i-Lipo is the latest in low level laser lipolysis, offering you a way to achieve inch loss and body contouring with no pain, no needles and no down time.

I have been for my second of eight iLipo treatments this week at WowBodies and have already lost 2.3cm around my jelly-belly.  I will keep you posted on my diminishing physique.  Its costing me a month's worth of shoes so it better fucking work!

Yeah, I'm still going to gym and eating properly but hopefully this will speed things us so that I can actually venture onto the beach this year.  I'm not hoping for a Jessica Alba bikini figure, I'm just hoping to slim down so that I don't look like a  complete fucking whale in board shorts and a bikini top!


Here's how the shit works...

The Laser Lipo emits low levels of laser energy, which creates a chemical signal in the fat cells, breaking down the stored triglycerides into free fatty acids and glycerol and releasing them though channels in the cell membranes. The fatty acids and glycerol are then transported around the body to the tissues that will use them during metabolism to create energy.

This process of fatty acid release is a natural response of the body when the body needs to used stored energy reserves, thus Laser Lipo is not creating any unnatural reaction in the body nor does it affect or damage any surrounding structures such as skin, blood vessels and peripheral nerves.

A period of exercise post treatment will ensure the complete metabolism and thus elimination from the body of the freed fatty acids.

I think the picture speak for themselves, right?





Remember to visit A Daft Scots Lass tomorrow and link up for Friday's Shoegasm and see who my Friday Follower is!
 

Wednesday, 21 September 2011

Marriage is like the Middle East. There is no solution.

Adjusting my large, red traditional Zulu wedding head-gear, I was feeling incredibly nervous. I was getting ready for my wedding day.

I was to be King Shaka Zulu’s fourth wife. 

I couldn’t believe this day had come. Shaka’s first three wives were also Zulu but I was to be the first white wife. 

I stood there anxiously adjusting and re-adjusting my handmade beaded colar necklace. I caught a glance of my reflection in the full-length mirror and stared back at the woman about to step into the unknown and try to traverse races for love. It made me apprehensive, yet proud. I was following my heart and not my head for once.

Would I be able to share him with three others?  Would I be able to submit and obey? 

Shaka was such a beautiful man, tall, athletic, dark and incredibly handsome.  How did I get so lucky?  I was so deeply in love with this proud Zulu Warrior.

It was so remote from the image of a white meringue wedding gown my parents expected I’d wear one day, when I finally decided to get married. I didn’t want to disappoint them but I was adamant to follow my heart against all the odds.

It was time to meet all King Shaka’s children.

The children were all smartly lined up from oldest to youngest, thirteen of them in all. I approached slowly observing each one. They all looked so serious like mini warriors in their Zulu loin cloth skins. I never imagined I’d be instant step-mother to thirteen children! It was all so surreal. I shook each tiny hand, gave them a wide friendly smile and greeted them by their name. I was praying and hoping that I wouldn’t forget all their names from the photographs!

I had prepared for this moment. I had studied the photographs the nanny had provided me with. I knew each one of them by name and their age. I didn’t want my first impression with the children to be a negative one. I wanted to impress them; to leave a mark. However, it was going to take a lot longer to get to know their personalities and traits.

I bid them all farewell and left to make the finishing touches to my outfit before I had to attend the wedding ceremony.

The time came to walk down the isle and there were hundreds of people standing gazing at me. All dressed up in all their Zulu finery. I felt so self-conscious and was concentrating not to trip and plaster a smile on my face. When I finally got to the front where the minister was waiting, I took one look at his face, perused the room and saw King Shaka was nowhere to be found. I instantly went cold and suddenly my worst nightmare came true. There was not going to be a wedding. I was not going to be married.

Shaka Zulu had left me at the alter!

I was humiliated.

I turned, picked my dress up and ran out of there, mortified and sobbing. I’d never felt so betrayed in my life.

I should've known better that a ruthless Zulu Warrior would have second thoughts about a marriage with me.

Yip, another one of my epic dream adventures!

How to Treat a Good Wine

Compliments of my friend Nikki


The correct way to treat a good wine...
Open the bottle to allow it to breathe.
If it does not look like it's breathing,
give it mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.



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