Thursday, 11 February 2010

Funny Valentine

As Valentines day was approaching, Charlie decided to buy a special gift for his new girlfriend, Ruth. The couple had not been dating for very long, and so Charlie wanted to make sure the gift was just right. Ruth was always complaining about having cold hands, and so Charlie - after careful consideration - decided a good gift would be a nice pair of gloves.

Charlie took his sister with him to buy the gift - he wanted a woman's opinion. They found a nice pair of gloves at the store, and Charlie's sister purchased a pair of panties at the same time. Unfortunately, the sales clerk got the two items mixed up.

Charlie mailed his Valentine's Day gift to Ruth, accompanied by the following note:

I chose this Valentines Day gift as I noticed that you often don't wear any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister, I would have chosen the ones with buttons, but she prefers short ones that are much easier to remove.

These are a lovely colour. The lady at the store where I bought them showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks, and they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me and they looked quite lovely.

I wish I was there to put them on you for the first time; no doubt, other hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow on them lightly before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
Just think how many times I'll be kissing them in the future. I hope you'll wear them Friday night for me.
Love, Charlie

Chocolate Valentines Heart

What are you up to for Valetine's Day this year???


cat said...

Lunch with Ouma - how romantic.

Kim Ayres said...

Valentine's Day hasn't been celebrated in this capacity for 12 years, because it's also my daughter's birthday - so she gets the fuss and attention each Feb 14th :)

Brian Miller said...

lol. that is awesome! i will leave a poem on her pillow...

Shayne said...

No idea yet - very much doubt DH will go the extra mile - he never does.

Wanted to find out how yesterday went for hubby?

blueviolet said...

That's one crazy story!

As per your question on my blog re: living with Otin. It's in the works and I'll be there by fall. :)

Matty said...

This is just HILARIOUS. I laughed out loud almost the entire time I read it.

If you don't mind, I'd like to spotlight this post and link it to you on my blog.

JennyMac said...

LOVE the story..

and I heart Vday...always have and always will..but not in a cheesy pre-fixe menu at restaurants type of way either. I love love not the commercialized holiday part of it.

That Gal Kiki said...

Matty sent me. So glad he did. I'm a follower now. :)

VD is also my year-anniversary with my huny-buns so he has something planned. A dinner cruise, I think! Shh... Don't let me know I know. :)

SamiJoe said...

HA!~ that's cute...and mortifying! LOL

Happy LOVE day to you and yours!

Menopausal New Mom said...

Too cute! Matty sent me over, glad he did, I'm your newest follower!

TheEclecticElement said...

Ha! WOW-Sife has a sick sense of humor like that(good thing I find it quite amusing)!!
Thanks for the laugh :D

Skye said...

Oh my, love the

As for what we're up to come Valentines, not much of anything, it's just another day.

Christiejolu said...

LOL! Very funny!

Tracey said...

Funny story! I'm here because Matty told me to visit you.

I hope you have a wonderful Valentine's Day with your sweetie. I'm get hubby the same thing every year. The Peach Tart posted about it a couple of days ago.

Hugs and love,
Green-Eyed Momster

AmyLK said...

Cute story!

Michele said...

OMG!!!! I think coffee came out my nose on that one!!!

What a great blog.
Thank you for the visit and the comment love!
So glad Matty brought us together. I could not "heart" your blog more!!
Looking forward to following along!

KK said...

OH my gosh, that is hysterical!

gayle said...

So funny!! Matty sent me. I am following!!

Farmers Wife said...

Oh Charlie, I think your'e in trouble!!!


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