We are HERE

And we have arrived at Pezulu Tree House Game Lodge for a few days - back on Sunday night so - forgive me, I won't be reading or commenting or posting much... 

I'll be quadding, game driving and interacting with cheetahs and vultures at a rehabilitation centre.  Will share pics and stories when I get back.

Still love ye all, Plonkers!

Curmudgeon's Blog Award

Recent I received another Blog award from the side-splittingly funny The Curmudgeon's Complaint

The Rules Are:

1. You must post the rules.
2. Post eleven fun facts about yourself on the blog post.
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and then create eleven new questions to ask the people you've tagged.
4. Tag eleven bloggers, however, you can break the rules and tag fewer people if you want. Make sure you hyperlink their names/blogs.
5. Let them know you've tagged them!
6. Have fun!
The Questions that were Tagged for me.

1. Why is your favorite colour?
Orange.  I love anything orange.

2. Do you prefer dogs or cats or do you just hate animals, and want to kill baby seals?
I love dogs and cats, keep the baby seals but VERMIN is another fucking story.

3. How much time do you spend on the computer?
All my work is computerised and I'm a daily blogger, so I spend loads of time of my computer.  Sometimes too much time.  No wonder I'm legally blind.

4. Not including porn, what do you do on the computer?
Blog, Vlog, Pin, Tweet, YouTube, Write, work. Enuff?

5. Are you a clock watcher? Bonus question: Other than me, who would ask such a question?  At work I have to watch the clock because my To Do List needs planning and organisation so at work, definintely yes.  At home not really.

6. What do you look for in a partner?
Someone who's as daft as I am.  I couldn't be with someone who didn't make me laugh and who didn't do things that are completely whack and unpredictable.  Oh, and a tight arse and above average addendum helps when the sense of humour is lacking.

7. What type of clothing do you prefer?
Preferably washed and Ironed.  I have different styles for different activities.  For work its heels and office wear.  I love bright colours so for gym its loud t-shirts with offensive slogans.  For weekends it's jeans, t-shirts, crochless knickers and flip flops.

8. What is your favorite type of music?
Rock, Blues, Classical, Alternative Rock.  Music is big in my life, my iPod is filled with different types of music and I listen according to my mood.  Jack White is my musicial lurve.

9. Do you believe in the paranormal, Ghosts, ESP, levitation, spoon bending? 
Yes I do.

10. The most important question: Do you have a inie or outie belly button?
When I was younger it was an outie but now I have an innie, innit?

11. What kind of car do you drive?
I drive an electric orange Ford Focus ST 2.5l turbo charged beast with plenty mods and Dreamsciene.  Can you say VROOM?

Here's are my question to you tagged bloggers:

1. Do you pick yer nose?  If so, are you a flicker or roller?
2. Pen or Pencil and why.
3. What is your favourite Disney character and why?
4.  Why do you “put your two cents in” when it is only “a penny for your thoughts”? What happens to the other penny?
5.  What do you prefer Brains or Boobs?
6.  What was the best thing before sliced bread?
7.  What is the worst pick up line someone has used on you?
8.  If you won the lottery what is the first thing you'd do?
9.  If you could give new parents ONE piece of advice, what would you tell them?
10. Chocolate or Vanilla
11.  What is the one stereotype about redheads that you think is true?

Consider these BANGIN BLOGGERS Tagged!

6000 miles from civilisation

Airing my dirty laundry one day at a time

Always Home and Uncool

Good Mom Bad Mouth

Hyperbole and a Half

Now go do it.

Giving a Fuck So You Don't HaveTo

I recently wrote a letter to Pope Cannon of Foul Mouth Shirts.

I hear you blah fucking blahing on about the Irish and St Patrick’s Day and how fucking awesome the Irish are and what big drinkers they are.  Pfft!  Kiss my hairy Scots arse!

How about some fucking offensive shirts for the Scotsman and woman?  We Scots drink Guinness as cough-medicine and we chug back real alcoholic beverages like double distilled neat Whisky.  The Irish have to fucking water everything down and distil the grain spirit thrice.  What the fuck is up with that shite? 

The Scots may have a reputation of being thrifty, but that’s a shite load better than the tatty-munching, rosary-rattling Paddys, who are only smart enough to believe in green leprechauns and refuse contraception.

Get some Scots t-shirt up and running, FuckKnob!

Caption my Photo Competition #45

Toozday means it time to Caption my daft photo again.

Make up a caption for this image and win a wee something from me.

Go for it, Plonkers

Tattoo Challenge is cancelled due to lack of interest.

I play violin like I am in jail - behind a few bars and can never find the fucking key.

Happy Monday, Plonkity Plonkers.  This week's Monday Music Moves Me's theme is a FREEBIE.  I give you a few of my old favourites as usual.




I adore this video



Rock on, Jack.




This melody has me in tears every time!



Don't forget to send me your tattoo pictures.