2011 Gauteng Homemakers Expo at The Coca Cola Dome - 24 to 27 February

Yes, its that time of year again...I'm workin my tail off for the Expo.

♥ GIVEAWAY ♥   

♥ GIVEAWAY ♥ 

♥ GIVEAWAY ♥

I'm giving away Two Double sets of Complimentary Tickets to the Expo. Email me emailing me and I'll make sure you get the tickets!

The Gauteng HOMEMAKERS Expo is certain to make you fall in love ♥ with home all over again this February.

Homeowners wishing to improve their living area and those searching for new ideas and latest trends are sure to find what they are looking for.

This year the Gauteng HOMEMAKERS Expo 2011 presents 11 themed areas, adding a new dimension to the HOMEMAKERS visitor's experience.

Apart from the 620 stands showcasing the latest in home lifestyle, the expo also highlights consumer trends with some exciting new features. Landscapers put a spin on garden lustre in Courtyard Couture,Décor on a budget six top designers show you how to achieve creative brilliance without breaking the bank. Young creative artists will illustrate their latest work in the ever popular Future of Design and HOMEMAKERS will be doing their part for charity by fully supporting the Joburg Child Welfare 100 doors project. This initiative sees artists and celebrities creatively jazzing up over 100 doors, many of which will be displayed and auctioned at the expo. 

Be sure not to miss the dedicated Kids Area situated on the mezzanine level this feature will tantalise all parent and kids alike with the array of children’s furniture, toys, clothing and accessories.

Craft is back and is taking not only the continent, but the world by storm, and that is why we are showcasing the best in crafting ideas at this year's expo.  Li Edelkoord, top international trend forecaster, predicted that 2011 will be marked by a rise in creative spirit, a desire for fantasy and the expression of our subconscious. Be sure not to miss the Creative Craft area situated on the mezzanine level, its sure to make those creative fingers itch!

Show Times:

Thursday & Friday: 10:00 to 19:00
Saturday & Sunday: 09:00 to 18:00

See you there!   

An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator!

Guys love being surprised with hot, urgent sex that doesn't always involve a long stretch of foreplay beforehand. They also love it when their partner initiates sex for a change as it makes them feel desired.

To keep sex exciting and unpredictable, plan a regular passionate quickie with him - and it doesn't have to be at home. Surprise him at the office or in the car. Take him for a walk in a forest or pop down to the beach without letting him know what's on your mind.

Get yourself excited and ready for sex. 

Think about what you're going to do to him and imagine how it's going to feel for you.  If you know what your arousal triggers are, use these.  Some favourite ones are looking at or reading porn, playing with sex toys, sending dirty emails or sexting telling him what you'd like to do to him or even phone sex.

When you have him right where you want him, make it passionate and urgent. Grab him, feel him up and let him see his favourite bits of you naked. 

Don't bother taking off all your clothes - just enough to allow access. Bite his neck, kiss passionately and deeply, writhe against him. Then just before he enters you, pull away.  

Lock your eyes on his, breathe hungrily, let his eyes run over your naked nipples, thighs and crotch and then slam your bodies together for a wild ride. 

Yeeeeehaaaw!

Boerewors Explained...

My Boerewors

Most of you will know the nickname I have for my husband, my love and significant other - My Boerewors.

Some of you asked what exactly a boerewors is.  So now I'm going to try and explain what I mean....

Firstly, Boerewors is a long thick spicy sausage popular in South African cuisine. The name comes from the Afrikaans words boer ("farmer") and wors ("sausage") and is pronounced [boo-rah-vors] in Afrikaans, with a trilled "r".  Boerewors is usually braaied aka barbequed on a grill over a charcoal open fire.

There is a saying in Afrikaans that goes "Ek is lief vir Wors - hang vars aan die Boer" which directly translated means, "I love Sausage, hanging Fresh on the Farmer" which actually has a wicked sexual connotation referring to his willy.  His Wors being his willy....yeah, thats where his nickname comes from.   

My husband is an Afrikaans speaking South African so thats why I call him My Boerewors.  He's my sausage - referring to his generous appendage....gerrit??

Boerewors Explained...

Verskriklike Lekkerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Happy Valentines Day My Boerewors!

Happy Valentines Day to my Boerewors!

I love you lots and lots laaik Jelly Tots!

Send a bit of love today!!

Vlog Me, Baby. BEWARE! This Post Contains Awesomeness

A vlog meme about accents and regional names for things is going around Bloggerville. All you have to do is;  read off some words and then answer questions about what you call things.  I haven't done a vlog in a while, so here I am in all my awesomeness and my daft Scots accent.


Here is the meme in its written form if you want to follow along (because you can't understand what the fuck I'm saying) or do the Accent Vlog yourself, here are the words/questions:

Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught.

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you say to address a group of people?
What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?



I'd love to hear some of your accents...c'on, don't be shy.

I'm gonna tag a few people because I've always wondered what they sound like!

Bad Girl Blogger


Monkey Man


The Jason Show


Jesse


A Spicy Boy, a Cat and my Fat Ass