Fifty Shades of Grey (For Ewe)

By Ann Gadd

Go check out her stuff. I'm in love with it.

Perfect Family Portrait

And The Winner Is...

 

And The Winner Is...BamaTrav  and he said...

"6 white guys and not a dick between them".

Multiple Shoegasm and a Flash 55

Happy Friday, Plonkers!

 The purpose of Flash Fiction Friday 55 is to write a complete story in exactly 55 words.  As always, FFF55 is hosted by The kick-arse G-Man. Go visit him, link up and write your own 55. 

Summer knocks discreetly at the door

I answer wearing my straw hat and a grin

I greet him with a welcoming embrace

The warm breeze tugs at my brim

I tie the pretty ribbons under my chin

Blissful sunshine on my pale neglected skin

Painting my skin a vibrant glow

Such an elegant shade of crimson

Time for a Multiple Shoegasm....

leave a comment if you've linked up and show me some of your pretty heels.

So Incredibly Sexy

Black Spotted Platforms GBP15

Oh Em Gee.  No Fekking Way!  I'd give a month's salary for these!

Gorgeous with Jeans!

Pretty Girlie Purple Heels

So, this weekend I have to change everyone's wardrobes from winter clothes to summer clothes.  Now that Spring is officially a couple of days away, and the weather is definitely much warmer, I need to dig out all my summer stuff.  I'm actually scared that half of it won't fit me any more.  So, its probably going to look like the fashion police fucking puked in my home this weekend. I'll have to do truck loads of washing and ironing - sorting and packing away of all my winter woolies.

Also, next week I have surgery with my 6 year old and I'm really stressing about it because she absa lootly DETESTS hospitals.  I'm not sure how I'm going to play it, but I'm only going to play it by ear on the day.  I want to "prepare" her but at the same time the anticipation makes her anxious. 

Any suggestions?

Breakfast Cups

Breakfast Cups

 

Ingredients: 

 

Bread

Bacon

Egg

Cheese

 

Method: 

 

1.  Cut Bread rounds to fit the bottom of your muffin pan.

2.  Place cooked bacon around the inside edge of the muffin pans.

3.  Sprinkle in some grated cheese.

4.  Crack in an egg.

5.  Sprink more cheese on the top

6.  Bake in the oven at 180degrees C for 10 to 15 minutes (depending on how your like your eggs).

 

Breakfast Cups

Cut rounds of bread to fit the bottom on your muffin pan

Add Cooked Bacon around the edges of the muffin pans

Sprinkle in some grated cheese

Crack in your eggs

 

More cheese on top before puting them in the oven and baking for 10 to 15 minutes on 180 deg C

Finished Breakfast Cups ready to eat!

Breakfast Cups - great for lunch boxes too.