Calligraphuck Needs your Fucking Dollars

Go buy a T-shirt or some cards!

Over the last few months, Linus has taken things as far as he can on my own. He's made several card designs, made several prototypes with a hobby kit. However, his skills as a printer leave much to be desired, which is why he has partnered up with the Hungry Workshop, a fantastic independent letterpress studio in Melbourne. Now he need OUR help to share them with the world.

He is looking to raise $5,000. This will cover:

• Letterpress printing of 4 card designs, each in metallic silver on beautiful, thick card stock. Blank on the inside for your personal message.
• Manufacturing bespoke string and button envelopes
• Producing extra rewards for Indiegogo such as stickers and shirts
• Shipping and handling for funding rewards

If he reaches $10,000 he will print 2 sets of 4 designs (8 designs in total), and you will be able to pick which set you would like (or get both!)

Get the word out

If you want to get some bonus rewards added to your reward pack, or even if you can't afford to help fund the project, you can still help us out. There will even be some prizes up for grabs soon.

• Twitter: Send out a tweet to let your friends know about Calligraphuck or follow the project at @calligraphuck.
• Facebook: Like the Calligraphuck facebook page and or post about Calligraphuck and shock and delight your relatives.
• Instagram: It's not just for pictures of your cat and your breakfast anymore! Follow Calligraphuck on Instagram and repost to your followers.
• Tumblr: You know what to do. You look like you know your way around a fucking reblog. Follow us too.
• Pinterest: Share our posts on Pinterest and freak out those uptight bitches from the young mother's book club.

I got a bad case of the Fuck-its.

Happy Friday, Plonkers!

A to Z Blog Challenge's Day Six Motto versus Insult is

Faith

To me, Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the entire staircase. 

Faith is being soopa sure of what you hope for and certain of what you DON'T see.  

Faith, for me, is believing in something that isn't scientifically plausable.

Today's Insult is, surprise, surprise....taaaraaa (oh fekkit I'm sooo predictable)

Fuck

Oh brilliant! I love fucking this word.  Fuck is so expressive and can be used as a noun, a verb, an adjective, an adverb and even part of a word.  AbsaFuckingLootly!   There are so many fantabulous variations of it.

Fucknob is one of my ultimate favourite insults, Fucker is close second.  Fuckface...och aye, I could go on for ages...Go on say it out loud, you'll feel sooooo much better.  I dare ye, say it out loud now.  Fuck.  Fffffffuck!  It sounds even better in a Scottish accent.

Someone once said "How about a nice big cuppa Shut the Fuck Up?" - that tickled me no end...  Just as much as Fuckalicious and Giving a Fuck so that you don't have to. 

I say Fuck a lot and whoever says its not a fun four-letter word to say is a fucking liar.  Stand back before I Fuck Shit Up.

I couldn't forget posting a pretty pair of heels for Friday's Shoegasm.  These beauteefool Christian Louboutins are perfect for colour blocking this winter!  Wouldn't they look great with a pair of hot pink skinny jeans?

A Shoegasm and Friday Fawk Yous

<a href="http://gillianhefer.blogspot.com/"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEBC5CjIzVFFAwjP98vng5gRchVZ3GR44PBZRCDDfXvD0zRrOOQVprxxvDJEweZyL44ZjLGKkjARFjcG3dw_TlWT-UMAG8KfXrz5tpmIZOmcxfUr_zXPfjHr8Zo_mKD05Fl7kcRlA-Z1c/s1600/fridayshoegasm.jpg" alt="A Daft Scots Lass" width="240" height="217" /></a>

Take my button, link up and share some of your favourite pair of Hooker Heels.

Miu Miu Sparkly Pumps $950



Pony Hair Pumps $120



Guess Cherry Red $99

Charles David Blue Suede $195

Nine West $89

Charles Davids $145

Its also Fawk You Friday! So, go and link up with Boobies and Christy and let it all oot! Give these girls a whirl, they're Absa-fucking-Lootly brilliant.


• Fuck you to the Pneumonia replaps that whacked me this week.  Thats two weeks at home!  That's the longest time I've ever been at home for an illness (even the times I was in hospital for shit).  In conclusion, I HATE being ill, I hate feeling crap and I'm glad I'm on the mend.  Back to work on Monday and I'm actually glad!  Oh I know I'm such a fucking loser.

• Fuck you to the truck loads of snot that I have mopped up over the past two weeks.  I have gone through 354.7 tissues and my nose is red and cracked and my lips look like urban street maps - totally smoochless!

Have a BRILLIANT weekend, Plonkers.  Don't forget to enter my competition - Caption my Freaky Photo #11. and as promised here is a wee video montage from our Hot Air Ballooning experience.

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Day 25 - The 30 Day Blog Challenge

Topic - What's in your purse?

My purse is where I keep my money and my credit/debit cards but I'm sure this topic means my handbag because the Yanks call it a purse.

So here's whats in my handbag (I would've done another VLOG but I know no one would watch it)

• Make Up Bag
• iPod, earbuds and charger
• Letter to Santa from Megan (haven't posted it yet)
• Deoderant
• Lighter and Fags
• 2 memory sticks
• Hair brush
• Tissues
• A Car Freshener
• Bills
• Waterless Hand Cleanser
• Ultima Fat Away
• Three Pens
• Scrunchie and clips to tie up my hair
• Some dirty tissues
• Car Keys
• Purse 

But Who the Fuck gives a fucking rats arse about that, right? My grovelling apologies to bore you to fucking tears and very nearly slitting your wrists, here's a vid that brough me to tears in a different way!!!

 

I laughed so hard I nearly peed my knickers!