Empowering Eejits

It is Day Five of the A to Z Blog Challenge and today's letter is E.

My Motto for E is

Empowered

Being empowered means increased strength and power and oh how lovely it feels. 

Girrrrrl Power. 

The word "Empowered" always makes me feel like a Sexy Superhero ready to concur anything with guns bigger than Schwartzernegger.  Booyaah, 

Check out my Top 10 Girls with POWa!

 

My Insult today is

Eejit

I am the quintessential eejit because I love being silly and daft, hence my "nickname" A Daft Scots Lass.

Here's what our daft family get up to to keep each other on our toes and that includes XBOX 360 Dance Evolution and dancing around like an eejit burns the extra calories.

The Eejits have an entire channel on You Tube.  This one is for you, Joshua.  Go check it out.

D, which just happens to be my bra size

My Mottos versus Insults today, presents the letter D, my bra size. 

My sweet Motto today is 

Dream

We all need to dream, we all need to have dreams otherwise what exactly is there to look forward to? 

I believe that nothing happens without first having a dream - If you dream it, you can achieve it, right?

If you read my blog regularly, you will know that I have many vivid dreams that include incredibly whacky adventures.  I've had a date with Elvis, been an Olympic Gold Medal Winner, a professional fencer, a contestant in a reality TV programme and I've met Lady Gaga.

My Insult word for today is

Douchenozzle

I think this is a adaptation of douche and then the notorious douchebag.  A Douchenozzle is someone who is more annoying than a just an ordinary dooche.  A doochenozzle penetrates even deeper and fouler than the arseholey douchebag. 

And, besdies, Douchenozzle sounds a gazzillion times better.

Cock-A-Doodle Do Me - My Cock is so big it won't even return Spielberg's calls

Happy Day Three of the A to Z Blog Challenge and today's letter is C and if you're new visiting A Daft Scots Lass you'll now know that my theme for this challenge is Mottos versus Insults


and my Motto for today is Courage.

and the Insult for today is

Cock



A Daft Scots Lass riding the Giant Golden Cock at the Sexpo



Because I actually got to ride a gigantic golden cock one year at the Sexpo. 

Not only that, I haven even blogged about Jonah Falcon, the lucky guy with the world's largest cock.

I also couldn't just choose the word "Cock" on its own, because Cocksmoker (which is an adaptation or an extension of cock) is one of my favourite insults. I came across this word on Colourful Rants of a Fed Up Sista's Blog ages ago and its been one of my top 10 insults to hurl at arseholes in the traffic ever since. Yeah, road rage is a weakness of mine, especially Trolley Rage.

B is for Believe, Bitch

It's the second day of the A to Z Blog Challenge and today's

Motto versus Insult

brings us

And today's Insult is

My big sister once bought me a keyring that said

"I don't have PMS, I'm a natural Bitch".

Well, I guess that tells you what she thinks of me, right?  I also wrote a post on my blog a while back about Why skinny pretty lassies are always Bitches.  Go read it for a laugh.

And of course I couldn't leave out my regular Monday Music Moves Me so I combined my A to Z Blog Challenge and 4Ms.  Here's Meredit Brook, Bitches!

Day #1 Motto versus Insults

At first when I signed up for the A to Z Blog Challenge, I thought I’d just think up random shite as I went along (like I normally do on my blog) but then I figured I should put a bit of thought into this. 

As I smelt my brain burning, I thought this could be the perfect opporchancity to potentially kick off my blog mojo again. So, while I was pounding the treadmill at gym, I came up with a theme idea for throughout the challenge.

Mottos versus Insults

Most of you regular Plonkers know that A Daft Scots Lass has both a wee sprinkle of sweet and smidgeon of sour. Much to everyone’s surprise, I do have a deep philosophical side as well as my wickedly twisted sense of humour. I thought I’d fuse the two together in this blog challenge (as I do on a daily basis on my blg) and bring you a bit of naughty and a bit of nice in each post.

Here is today's sweet motto - Attitude

So True! 

Today's sour insult:

If I wanted to hear from an arsehole, I'd fart

and another one of my favourite arsehole insults


"You're uglier than a bag full of Arseholes"

Remember this funny moment from the film "Meet the Fokkers:?