My Mottos versus Insults today, presents the letter D, my bra size.
My sweet Motto today is
We all need to dream, we all need to have dreams otherwise what exactly is there to look forward to?
I believe that nothing happens without first having a dream - If you dream it, you can achieve it, right?
If you read my blog regularly, you will know that I have many vivid dreams that include incredibly whacky adventures. I've had a date with Elvis, been an Olympic Gold Medal Winner, a professional fencer, a contestant in a reality TV programme and I've met Lady Gaga.
My Insult word for today is
I think this is a adaptation of douche and then the notorious douchebag. A Douchenozzle is someone who is more annoying than a just an ordinary dooche. A doochenozzle penetrates even deeper and fouler than the arseholey douchebag.
And, besdies, Douchenozzle sounds a gazzillion times better.