Monday, 2 April 2012

B is for Believe, Bitch

It's the second day of the A to Z Blog Challenge and today's

Motto versus Insult

brings us

And today's Insult is

My big sister once bought me a keyring that said

"I don't have PMS, I'm a natural Bitch".

Well, I guess that tells you what she thinks of me, right?  I also wrote a post on my blog a while back about Why skinny pretty lassies are always Bitches.  Go read it for a laugh.


And of course I couldn't leave out my regular Monday Music Moves Me so I combined my A to Z Blog Challenge and 4Ms.  Here's Meredit Brook, Bitches!


Herding Cats - Burning Soup said...

Love the "You Say I'm a Bitch Like it's a Bad Thing" I think I might need to find that on something :)


moondustwriter said...

and here's to a fabulous month of letters

Happy A to Z

~Sia McKye~ said...

I love the: I'm NOT a Bitch I just have a low bullshit tollerance. Oh, yes ma'am, I do believe that fits me.

Verra nicely doone!


Mark said...

One of my twin boys asked my daughter if she farted. She slapped him right in the face. I guess 'bitch-slapping' comes naturally and starts early, huh?

Valentina Hepburn said...

Love this. It's a girls right to be a bitch, whenever. Can't let the other bitches have it all their own way, right!

Huntress said...

Oh, I. Love. THIS!!

I don't mind someone calling me a 'bitch'. Just don't call me an OLD bitch.

YeamieWaffles said...

I loved the sound of that keyring Lass and those photos too. In response to your comment the guy in the tartan's my very good friend Jamie. He is in no way Scottish though haha!

Melissa Bradley said...

Bitch is a term I definitely use for myself loud and proud. And I LOVE Meredith's song, it's an anthem. ;)

Run DMT said...

Awesome, from start to finish. I think when you are yourself, others can't deal with it. If that makes us bitches, then so be it. Rock on, sister bitch.

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

The last one with Batman made me laugh out loud!

Copyboy said...

These challenges are so bitchin. :)

Retro-Zombie said...

You've got Girl-BALLS... big bouncy girl junk... I love that.

Great start... to the challenge "B" is for Brilliant!
Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]
A to Z Co-Host
IZOMBIE: Visit the Madness

Stacy Uncorked said...

Oh I love this! Some days I'm a bigger bitch than others because it's a necessary evil. ;) Love the song choice, too! :)

Even If It Breaks Your Heart, Sometimes It Takes Balls To Be A Woman. I Wonder, since I Got My Country On, if it makes me Stronger

dollycas aka Lori said...

Interesting Challenge!!
I can't wait to see where it goes.
Thanks for stopping by.
Have an awesome week!

Slamdunk said...

Reading a lot on Bs today. You always have a unique perspective Daft...

Michael Offutt, Tebow Cult Initiate said...

It's funny to go to a dog show and hear the announcer say on the PA, "And up next is a really amazing bitch. You'll see that..."

Evelyn | said...

A lil 'tude never hurt a thing. Great theme for the A-Z challenge!

Jackie Briere said...

I love that batman and robin bitchslap gif and the song.

Hazel said...

Bitch, and everything else. Wear the badge proudly.

G-Man said...

Awww Jillie Bean,
Let me say this...
Fuck You BITCH!!!
Whew...I feel much better...Thanks!

JamericanSpice said...

Yea I've come to learn that when you stop putting up with bullshit, you graduate to being a bitch. Well I don't mind.

Nice hit.

Joshua said...

Low bullshit tolerance = Bitch? I guess I'm a bitch.

bruce said...

bullshit is not as versatile as bitch!

great b word!

Dazediva said...

LMAO love love love it !
I can be a notorious bitch according to some but I don't really give a sh*t

I believe I can get whatever needs to be done, and if it means being a bitch then why not :P

And I do have extremely low tolerance for bullsh*t ! said...

Haha I love this.
There's a point in life where you take being a bitch as a compliment!

Babe In Total Control (of) Herself

Being a bitch just means you're independant and know what you want, right? ;)

Blogger Broadcast said...

I didn't get to see the video, it was blocked for my country- or something like that. thanks for your visit today. :-)

Crazeebee747 said...

Nothing like a good bitch slap! I love that it takes the least amount of effort.

Loving the motto. There is something great in us all and it is how we flow with it. Love it!

Crazeebee747 said...

Nothing like a good bitch slap! I love that it takes the least amount of effort.

Loving the motto. There is something great in us all and it is how we flow with it. Love it!

WhisperingWriter said...

Ha! I know some people would could use a bitch slap.

Mandeep said...

Us girls feel much better after a good session of bitching..miaowww

Bushman said...

Love it! Now go bitch slap someone!

Random said...

Hey there Lass, nice to see you again. (I first "met" you during BlogFestivus.)

I love your motto versus insult theme. Clever.(Or should I say Brilliant?)

Xmasdolly said...

Oh hell's bell's girlfriend I love em' all! You duh best. Where you been hidin' these. I'm having a bad week. Got canned by not one job, but two! Ain't that a pisser. I was writing reviews they paid me 100 smackers a month & then I was helping someone else out on a few things which I was paid 100 bucks a month too & now NADA, ZILCH NUTTIN' GOOSE-EGG! CRAP! So trying to find something that's not a rip-off! At least your Post has picked me up accept the song won't play for me cuz it's banded in my country for copyright reasons???? WEIRD! hugzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz all around! Later my friend!

Cathy Kennedy said...

Cool Blog challenge. It makes me think of the meme I participate in each week called, Alphabe-Thursday, which is loads of fun for me.

Great to dance with you on 4Ms!

A Daft Scots Lass said...

OhEmGee So many new commenters and people to visit! Its fekking brilliant!

@Huntress I'm with you on that one, Sista!

@Waffles then what is the Plonker doing wearing a tartan shirt?

@Alex Mission Accomplished

@Sia @WhisperingWriter You and Me both!

@Mark Earlier than you think, my friend!

@Run DMT @dirtylittlewhispers Amen!

@Slamdunk I'm still waiting for you to send me your email address for winning the Caption My Photo Competition!

@Josh join the club

@G-Man Have a nice day, now!

@Bushman you volunteering?

@XmasDolly check yer mails, gurl! sorry to hear about your jobs. That fekking sucks

royalegacy said...

I had boys in school call me the "B" word (I'm too much of a lady now to say it), but I just agreed with them that I was. I am not, nor will I ever be. Don't believe it yourself, and you won't be one.

Have a great day!

Janie The Sis said...

Gillian my sis , I was merely tellin it like it is !!

species : woman
sub-species : bitch
a woman who voices her opinion in the face of the opposition, who goes after and gets what she wants whether others like it or not...

species : woman
sub-species : bitch
sub-sub-species : ''BEEEE~ATCH''
a particularly nasty strain of bitch that purposefully says & does things to HURT others
HABITAT : high schools and large open offices.
CONSERVATION METHOD : Culling required frequently to stamp out this genetic anomaly.

You My Dear Sis fall into the well-respected first type ;-)


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