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My Mottos versus Insults today, presents the letter D, my bra size.
Dream
We all need to dream, we all need to have dreams otherwise what exactly is there to look forward to? I believe that nothing happens without first having a dream - If you dream it, you can achieve it, right?
If you read my blog regularly, you will know that I have many vivid dreams that include incredibly whacky adventures. I've had a date with Elvis, been an Olympic Gold Medal Winner, a professional fencer, a contestant in a reality TV programme and I've met Lady Gaga.
My Insult word for today is
Douchenozzle
I think this is a adaptation of douche and then the notorious douchebag. A Douchenozzle is someone who is more annoying than a just an ordinary dooche. A doochenozzle penetrates even deeper and fouler than the arseholey douchebag.
And, besdies, Douchenozzle sounds a gazzillion times better.
And, besdies, Douchenozzle sounds a gazzillion times better.
22 comments:
Looks like 'dream' is the word of the day :)
But I still think douchenozzle is cooler hahah where did you hear this ? Douche / Douchebag I know .. douchenozzle is a new one !
I am totally stealing douchenozzle. Way more impact!
Never give up on those dreams.
You're right, Douchenozzle Does sound better!
Thanks for playing that Mama Cass song. I should totally make a slide show with that song.
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Douchenozzle is an amazing insult Lass, I've honestly never heard of it before ever!
douchenozzle. I heard that on Twitter somewheres... I've been saying it now for about seven or eight months. I love it's shock value. Nobody expects it.
I love that song. Music was so much better back then!
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The Brew Newb
LOL I love that your comment box says "NEVER censor yerself!" (or... yersel, anwyay)But you moderate the comments.
"Don't censor yourself! ...I'll do it for you." HAHA!
...Sorry, just struck me as funny. :D
@Matt *giggle* I only moderate comments so that I can get to read each one of them. Otherwise I feel like some comments get "lost in cyberspace" (especially the comments for older posts)
Douchenozzle - Best. Word. EVER!
Yeah, I hear ya there. It's kind of like how in my Email program, I have it set to NOT mark emails as "read" if I simply click on them. I have to actually right click and mark them as read. Forces me to make sure I've seen them.
How did you know I love Cass Elliot & this is one of her greatest songs I think. I have a surprise for everyone at my blog. I'd appreciate it you'd check it out. Did you see what happened to our Dolly? Poor thing & she sent me an e-mail to ask me if I wouldn't mind putting a comment on a couple of her reviews & pass the word for her. So, I'm passing the word. Have a good WW
I'm also a fan of Douchecanoe.
I once dreamed I met William Shatner and he made me a PB&J. lol. Now I have to insult someone today and call them a Douchenozzle. Thank you for the laugh.
Hey Lass! Wowsers, NICE live version of a very cool song! Indigo
I loved your Cock Riding pic Jildo!
You Vixen!
Douchenozzle...?
Stinky AND Kinky!!!!
You Rock Baby....:P
Your insult word had me laughing. My actual dreams (the sleeping kind) go like this - I have to go back to my old job, a job I quit 5 years ago. At the end of each dream, just when I'm about to wake up, I realize I don't really want to work there. So I'm trapped in my old job, night after night.
Nothing wrong with "D" size. They motor boat just fine!
I'm going to remember doochenozzle!
Agreed. "Douchnozzle" is a superior term.
And, on a side note, as someone who is also a size D, I bet that you have had issues with having big boobs. :P
I once wrote a post about it. Enjoy.
http://twobeansornottwobeans.blogspot.com/2012/02/having-big-boobs-isnt-all-its-cracked.html
-Barb the French Bean
Ag I wish I still had my doubel D's
It does all start with a dream. Yum!
Douchenozzle has been added to my vocabulary. I have a feeling I will test it out tonight.
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