Alberton Lions 6-0 win against Benoni Northerns

Megan, my wee Football Star and her team, Alberton Lions got their new kit this week and were proudly wearing it at the game on Saturday.  The team were on top form and slaughtered the poor wee Benoni Northerns team 6 - 0.  They were over the moon!

Megan, my Soccer Star

Alberton Under 7 Lions in their new kit

Warm Ups

Goal!

Another goal coming up!

Ika

Jason

Another Goal Celebration Hug

Tristan

Sir Israel takes a practise shot

Degan

Free kick wall

Warm ups

Congratulation Line

Cop Out!

Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan are hysterical in this film which My Boerewors and I watched the other night.  One of the funniest lines in a movie I've heard in a long time, which I'm still chucklin about :

Tracy is talking to some hard-arse gansta in prison and he gets him to confess :  "I can knit the fuck out of a nice big sweater!".

Do yourself a favour and go see it.  Its full of witty one-liners and giggles.  A feel good stoopid film...Rock out with your Glock out!


 

55 Flash Fiction Friday - Episode 13

Join me in playing this writing game with hundreds of other bloggers including G-Man, Steveroni and Brian Miller  called 55 Flash Fiction Fridays.


Feed your flowers 
They crave moisture 
Nourish them and they will flourish 
Prune and trim them neat 
Their blooms will thrive 

Talk to your flowers 
Pay attention to their needs 
Wish them well coax them to swell 
Allow them their rainbow flaunt 

Their delicate petals 
Will wither and shrivel 
If they are not tended tenderly.

FlogYoBlog Friday over at MummyTime.  Go check it out! 

Over at One Crazy Brunette Chick

Hectically busy at work so no time to post but here's a funny for ye!

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore   his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'

The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'

The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.'

The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'

The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, 'Maybe you should wear a condom and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.'

I nicked this one from Tales From My Head because it made me laugh and I loved the questions.  They're so damn original.



1. Can you burp the ABC's?

No but gimme a beer and I'll certainly give it a go.  I can burp my name, does that count?

2. So lets just say you have a 9+ hour drive ahead of you would you consider wearing so you didn't have to stop multiple times?

I would stop multiple times for a smoke, a pee and chocolate.  You can't go 9 hours without any of the above.  I wouldn't worry about what I was wearing, as long as its comfy and practical for scratching.

3. Would you rather...run your tongue down five feet of a NYC street or press your tongue into a strangers nostril?


Never been to NYC but I think I'd rather lick someone's nostril - its at least not five feet long - if it was then I'd insist on taking a peek at the crown jewels.  You know what they say about men with big noses...or is that feet?  or thumbs?? 

4. If you had an envelope that contained the date you would die would you open it?

If I KNEW I had the envelope in my possession I wouldn't be able to resist.  Little nosey bitch that I am.  If I knew it was secretly hidden somewhere else, I wouldn't give a rats arse...

5. Which one song describes your sex life best?

Dirty Mouth


Happy Burping!