Fridays Shoegasm, a 55 and Fawk You Friday

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Another dreich day in Johannesburg.

So lets cheer ourselves up by seeking out some awesome heels.  Oh yeah, it was between that and chocolate today and chocolate is a no-go.

Take my Friday's Shoegasm button and join me in posting your favourite pair of funky stilettos.   

$324.99 from L.A.M.B.

Baby Phat Casidy Heel $34.99



I don't usually post flats but these caught my eye.  They look so natural and rustic.  Like you could roll 'em up and smoke 'em.    Apple Bottoms by Nelly $34.99

LoriBlu Jeweled Blue Satin Sandal $550



R315 on Bid or Buy

This graphic artist, Taylor Reeve, hand paints her pop art on all sorts of different canvases.  Here she's painted on the soles of a pair of funky stilettos.  What a brilliant idea!



Its Fawk You Friday!  So, go and link up with Boobies and Christy and find expression for all those bottled up feelings of anger and frustration towards anyone and everything that pissed on yer battery this week.

• Fuck you to the hackit school teacher that did not allow my Megan to go to the bathroom when she asked politely.  Poor sweet Megan tried to hold it in but eventually wet herself. All because of some teacher on a fucking Power Trip.  I'll take that Bitch down!  I wrote a strongly-worded letter the principal yesterday and I better have some feedback soon!
• Fuck you to the wet winter weather that is'nae good for our leaky roof.  The other night it poured down our walls.  Rain! Rain! Go Away, ye manky bastid - Och just Fuck Off!
• Fuck you to the thumb tack I sat on yesterday in my office.  Ah'mno sure if some Bawheed executed a practical joke on me and placed it on my chair, or if it just fell off my pin-board on to my chair.  Well, the all-embracing cynic in me is I going with shithead playing a practical joke.  I will find out who you are - I will seek revenge.
  
  
  

  
  I'm taking part in Flash Fiction Friday 55.  You need to give G-Man and visit and tell a story in 55 words.  I haven't done it in a while but I had some inspiration this week.
  
  
  
  

  You gave me a fright in the supermarket isle.  I was distracted by shopping when you surprised me with your visit.  I kissed you and beamed.  It was indeed lovely that you popped in just because you could.  It’s the little things that make my day.  It’s the little things that make my heart glad.
  
  

"I'm wearing Scottish underwear today; I love the nice breeze"

Now Plonkers, you have ONE more day to Caption my Freaky Photo and win so click on the link and go leave a comment, if you haven't already...

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Visit to the Park

Recently, we visiting our local park.  The girls enjoyed the monkey bars, jungle gyms, swing, slide and we all got a turn on the see-saw.

Hold on Tight!

Weeeeeee

Sisters!

Look, Mum, we did the splits on the see-saw

Dad can do the splits too!

Fun on the Swings

Go Caption my Freaky Photo if you've got nothing else to do.

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Caption my Freaky Photo Competition #8

Its Toozday, Plonkers and ye know what that means?  Och Aye, its Caption my Freaky Photo Competition. 

Check out this week's Freaky Photo and .... Go Caption the bugger and the one that makes me wet my knickers laffin will win a wee sumfink!

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Gross Google Image Search

Most of you Plonkers know that I’m a fan of freaky shit.  Yeah, all the disgusting things that others hate to look at - contortionists, swallowing swords, gory vehicle accident victims.  I hate to look but I can’t look away.  Urgh!  They make me feel sick!  But I dare not look away.  I can’t help it.  Anything that says “Not for the feint hearted” I just have to watch! 

 

I used to have a dedicated weekly post slot called Freaky Fridays because of my love for everything weird and whacky.  Well, here’s something to do if you’re bored at work.  Things which I’ve stumbled over on my Google Image Searches that will make yer toes curl and awaken yer gag reflex.  

I am rating them from 20 down to 1.

Ready?

20.  Megan Fox Thumbs

19. Faces of Death

18. Obese

17. Smoking Lungs

16. Varicose Veins

15. Goiter

14. Plastic surgery Catwoman

13.  Elephantiasis

12.  Clint Howard

11. Blue Waffle Disease

10.  Worlds Ugliest Dog

9. Projectile Vomit

8. Brown Recluse Spider Bite

7. Amy Winehouse

6. Roadkill

5.  Clubbed Foot

4.  Leukoplakia

3.  Crabs the STD

2.  Herpes

1.  Abortion

And a bonus search Smegma.

Now go eat yer lunch!  Or go watch 2 Girls 1 Cup!

Or Go and caption my newest Freaky Photo Competition #8

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Handle With Care : Contains Awesomeness - Monday Music Moves Me

Its Monday's Music Moves Me over at Xmas Dolly and today I'm honoured to be one of this week's spotlight couple!  How awesome is that and thanx, XD!!!

No theme today but I made up my own.  Some great music from the disco era.  Enjoy!

Love this cheesy disco dancing along with a classic funky disco number











Couldn't forget Soul Train

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