Friday, 10 June 2011

Fridays Shoegasm, a 55 and Fawk You Friday

Another dreich day in Johannesburg.

So lets cheer ourselves up by seeking out some awesome heels.  Oh yeah, it was between that and chocolate today and chocolate is a no-go.

Take my Friday's Shoegasm button and join me in posting your favourite pair of funky stilettos.   

$324.99 from L.A.M.B.

Baby Phat Casidy Heel $34.99

I don't usually post flats but these caught my eye.  They look so natural and rustic.  Like you could roll 'em up and smoke 'em.    Apple Bottoms by Nelly $34.99
LoriBlu Jeweled Blue Satin Sandal $550

R315 on Bid or Buy

This graphic artist, Taylor Reeve, hand paints her pop art on all sorts of different canvases.  Here she's painted on the soles of a pair of funky stilettos.  What a brilliant idea!

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Its Fawk You Friday!  So, go and link up with Boobies and Christy and find expression for all those bottled up feelings of anger and frustration towards anyone and everything that pissed on yer battery this week.

  • Fuck you to the hackit school teacher that did not allow my Megan to go to the bathroom when she asked politely.  Poor sweet Megan tried to hold it in but eventually wet herself. All because of some teacher on a fucking Power Trip.  I'll take that Bitch down!  I wrote a strongly-worded letter the principal yesterday and I better have some feedback soon!
  • Fuck you to the wet winter weather that is'nae good for our leaky roof.  The other night it poured down our walls.  Rain! Rain! Go Away, ye manky bastid - Och just Fuck Off!
  • Fuck you to the thumb tack I sat on yesterday in my office.  Ah'mno sure if some Bawheed executed a practical joke on me and placed it on my chair, or if it just fell off my pin-board on to my chair.  Well, the all-embracing cynic in me is I going with shithead playing a practical joke.  I will find out who you are - I will seek revenge.

    I'm taking part in Flash Fiction Friday 55.  You need to give G-Man and visit and tell a story in 55 words.  I haven't done it in a while but I had some inspiration this week.

    You gave me a fright in the supermarket isle.  I was distracted by shopping when you surprised me with your visit.  I kissed you and beamed.  It was indeed lovely that you popped in just because you could.  It’s the little things that make my day.  It’s the little things that make my heart glad.

"I'm wearing Scottish underwear today; I love the nice breeze"

Now Plonkers, you have ONE more day to Caption my Freaky Photo and win so click on the link and go leave a comment, if you haven't already...


Moobeat said...

hahaha.. "shoegasm"

Magixx said...

nice heels!
good job, keep it up!

Brian Miller said...

it is the little thinkgs that make all the difference int he world for sure...smiles.

and what a jacka$$ of a teacher...

G-Man said...

Jillie Bean...
I just Love your 55!!
Sweet Little Kitty...
Thanks for playing, and have a kick Ass Week-End.
You Rock
Fuck You
(I bet your 'Scottish Underwear' is Red...hehehehe)

Mad Mind said...

So what is with that teacher and her power trip? Doesn't she know that is humiliating to a child? Childhood is hard enough with other mean kids!!! Let me know where to find her. Boobies and I are pretty tough when it comes to defending kids. We are so there!

CinfulCinnamon said...

Love the shoes, hate that fucking teacher. Go get her.

Monkey Man said...

Fun 55, but I just can't get over that a teacher would be so stupid as to not let a child go to the bathroom. I will be looking for more on that, cause I am sure you will tell all about it.

Chef Kar said...

I love the sweet sentiment in your 55 ~ GOTTA have the Baby Phat Casidy shoes ~ could have a few "Fuck You's" rattled off today but, in the end, the kitty cat stole my heart and made me giggle.

By the way, my most embarrassing moment was in 5th grade when the librarian wouldn't let me go to the bathroom...I held it as long as I could until I couldn't stand it anymore. I found a quiet corner and settled on a scooped seat and let it flow, crying quietly ~ which turned to a bawl when I looked up and saw Carl Owens snickering at me from around a bookcase. I'll never, ever, ever forget that moment of shame and guilt as a child. SHAME on that teacher!!!

I digress,

Here's my 55: Friday Flash 55 ~ Repeat Echo

The Adorkable Ditz said...

That teacher is mean :(

I love the checkered shoes and that video! SO CUTE!

Steve Isaak said...

Fun post, made me laugh.

W.C.Camp said...

Sorry about the teach - that is very frustrating. You are a good mom for defending your kidlet! W.C.C.

A Daft Scots Lass said...

@Brian Troo!

@G-Man Thanx for visiting again.

@MadMind @CinfulCinnimon that Bitch will get whats coming to her.

@MonkeyMan I sure will as soon as the Principal has had her meeting with her on Monday!

@ChefKar The wheel turns for those Wankers!

@The Adorkable Ditz @Steve Thanx for visiting!

@W.C.Camp to the death!

Copyboy said...

Sorry for the rain and FUs, but I love the shows. BTW...I made you blog of the day.

Rick said...

I LOVE Fawk you Fridays!

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