Take a Nipple Stand. Get a Grope

Get a Grope


This dude gets to grope a whole bunch o' titties.



10 Things to Do with Boobs

1.  Jump
Watch those tahtahs bounce. If you hubby doesn't allow you to jump on the bed, buy a trampoline and jump for joy!


2.Glass Press
This is an especially sexy move to do while you're taking a shower. Or, if you don’t have a glass door shower, you can use any window pane in his view, like the one that faces the backyard while he’s mowing the lawn. Get your girls pressed up against the glass, and we’ll bet he’ll find a way to get to you.


3. Cleveage Lipstick
And then leave your mark all over him! This move was made famous by Molly Ringwald in “The Breakfast Club.” However, not one person on YouTube has uploaded the clip (WTF Plonkers?!), but this blond chick can show you how. Basically, all you have to do is squeeze your boobs together with your arms, stick a lipstick (or a lip gloss wand makes this trick easier) in your cleave, tilt your head down and around, and voila! The perfect, sexy pout.


4. Dress the Twins
Everything looks better behind a thin veil of satin, lace, feathers, whipped cream.  I have two words for ye WONDER BRA ... . Even guys who say they don’t care about lingerie will perk up if they see you in something sexy. Work it!


5. Cup Dip
Climb on top of his lap and lean forward into his face. It’s distracting. It’s a great tease to do when someone is trying to undress you. This Brilliant Boob Move makes it harder/better/slower/funner.

6. Tassle Twirl
OK, so this woman is clearly a pro.  She is Jo Boobs and she wrote the book on how to twirl tassels and all the other fucking sexy burlesque moves. But even if you can’t bend over backwards covered in beading and glitter, there is still a tassel that you can work! Just practice a little first and then you’ll love watching drawers drop.

7.  The Finish Line
Yes, that’s a euphemism. But if you’re not trying to make a baby, it’s a fun way to get him to pull out and go out with a bang!


8.  Shimmy Yer Shakers

Turn on some tunes and shake it like a Polaroid picture. Is there anything better than the simple pleasure of watching boobs jiggle?

9.  Pocket Rockets

Hide a surprise he'd like in your tits, perhaps a sexy note with an even sexier suggestion written on it.


10.  Wet T-Shirt
Put on a white or light-colored shirt. Pour water. And BAM! Heck, just writing this got “Pour Some Sugar On Me” stuck in my head.

Caption My Photo Competition #51

It's Toozaday, Plonker and yes, you know what that means. It means I post a daft picture for you to caption, I laugh like an old prozzie with a carrot up her HooHah and I choose a winner on Saturday.

I still haven't heard from last week's winner Dr Max Tunguska so that I can send you a wee something from me.


Now, next week is a special week for "Caption My Photo". It's Week #52, which means I've been doing this feature for one year! I'm going to be celebrating by doing a Giveaway to the best caption for next weeks photo.


So be sure to join us next week and, if you think you have come across a freaky or fun image that I could use, email it to me at info@redpepa.za.net.

But in the meantime caption this whacky image

Monday Music Moves Me

This week's theme is Songs from Other Countries.  I couldn't resist doing some Celtic songs.

A guid ol' Fiddlers Rally



Amazing Fiddler



Traditional Scottish Fiddling



can't forget the mass pipes and drums

A Wee Lookie back over this month's A to Z Blog Challenge

"Reflections of they way life used to be..." lyrics of a great song that I love by The Supremes. And also the theme tune to the brilliant 80s series called "China Beach".



Anyway, back to My Reflections about my first year taking part in this massive Blog Hop The A to Z Blog Challenge.

Well, to me it was more than just a Blog Hop.  It was a challenge to see if I could stick to posting to topic - everyday.  For me, its really hard to stick to the rules and it was actually a shit load easier than I thought it would be.  Next time, however, I will choose a more substantial theme.  Even I got bored with it in the first week.  But thats just me - attention span of a fucking gnat.

I also wanted to give myself an opportunity to expand my blog reading list, meet some cool new bloggers and follow some blogs that I wouldn't normally follow or read.  That I certainly did 

At the beginning of the challenge, I was tempted to follow every blog that I visitied.  I wanted to give everyone a chance, because the A to Z Challenge posts are normally not your regular style posts so I wanted to give everyone the benefit of the doubt and read their "regular stuff" once the challenge was finished. 

Bad mistake.

After a few days, I still visited and commented on lots of blogs, but I only followed the ones that I knew that I would enjoy reading after the challenge.  There were a LOT of writing blogs in the challenge and I can't complete with that.  I'm certainly no writer.  I'm just a blogger.

That all said, I am now reading an additional 29 blogs, I got loads of increased traffic, tons of brilliant comments and I have now acquired  38 new followers. 

HELLO PLONKERS

Alrighty, I guess I'm not everyone's cuppa tea but I'm glad those who follow me appreciate that I'm just just being me.  What you see is what you get.

A great Challenge and a massive, ginormous thank you to all the Hosts of this event.  See you next year!

And The Winner Is...

And the winner of this week's Caption My Photo Winner is Dr Max Tunguska

Max captioned this beauty:



"On my planet we study anorexia at second grade.
You humans are so backward"

 Contact me at info@redpepa.za.net and with your mailing address and I'll be sending you a wee something.