Friday, 17 February 2012

Friday Follower and a Shoegasm

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TGIF Plonkers. 

Today's featured Friday Follower is Cin from Cinnamon's Spicy Life. Cin is a wife, mom, sister, friend, lifestyler and all-round smart ass with a heart of gold. Here is what she had to say. 
Let me be perfectly clear about one thing.  I have never been a “true” feminist, nor a beauty queen. And I don’t think you could be both at the same time anyway.  I’m sure that this is fairly obvious if you have ever met me, but I just thought you should know it up front.  When I was in the Air Force, my job was on the flight-line.  I worked on fighter aircraft.  Pretty much a man’s job back then, but when I entered the service there was a big push to get women into that field.  Just call me a guinea pig I suppose.  But I took the job and did it to the best of my ability.  I did not ask the other guys to carry my toolbox for me, or use “monthly” excuses to get out of work.  I tried to lead by my example.  I saw many women that did try to use their femininity to their advantage.  That used to piss me off to no end.  But men are stupid sometimes and they were easily manipulated by some of these girls.  Anyway, although not a feminist, I did believe, and still do, that women can do anything that men can do, with some limitations.  Now, on with the story.

Before I arrived at Randolph Air Force Base, the maintenance squadron had NEVER had anyone that they could enter in the yearly “Miss Randolph” contest.  All the “boys” in my shop thought that it would be a hoot if I entered.  And I fought with them about it, until my First Sargent asked me into his office to persuade me to think about it.  I told him that I would enter the damn thing, but if I did, it was because he really thought I had a chance, and that it wasn’t some kind of a joke.  He told me that they would be happy if I represented them.  So, I said yes.  I secretly was thrilled to even get asked about it. Once I have decided to do something though, it’s going to be done to the absolute best that I can.  I became obsessed with the idea.

The first stage of the competition was just an interview with the judges.  I dressed nice and used my best manners.  There were over 200 girls trying out for this.  If I didn’t make the finalists, I would have at least felt like I was in good company.  So when word came down that I had indeed made the ten finalists, I was over the moon.  I had a week to get prepared for the pageant.  That meant getting a gown of some kind, learning how to walk without falling over my number “tens”, and coming up with something clever to say during the final questioning of the judges. Things went bizarre from there.

It was the middle of winter, I was white as a ghost, so I wanted a little color.  I took a few bucks and bought a sun lamp.  One of those old kind that had a timer on it.  I thought I could get a little color on my face at least since I wasn’t that great with makeup.  Unfortunately, I sat in front of the thing while watching a show on t.v.  I burnt the hell out of one side of my face.  Oh my gosh, did that hurt.  And I looked stupid too.  And there was five days until the show.  I had to answer questions about the sunburn while out shopping for the dress.  I found one that looked alright, but not really what I wanted.  It’s always been hard to find a dress because I’m so tall.  But it would do. I already had an outfit for the “sportswear” part of the show, so I was set. Thank God, there wasn’t a swimsuit competition.

I knew that my only “ace in the hole” was the answer that I would give to the judges final question. For some reason, I was convinced that they would ask me what I liked most about being a woman on the flightline.  My gut told me that since I was the first one that had been asked to represent maintenance, that they would ask me about that.  So, I practiced my answer.  I would tell them all about how I thought women could be an integral part of all the fields in the Air Force.  That we could do the hard work just the same as the guys. That my technical school had prepared me for the hard work. How I was proud to serve and be a good example for the women coming behind me.  All that kind of jazz.  Yeah, I had that nailed down.

The night of the pageant came.  The guys from my shop were in the audience.  My Commanding officer and First Sargent were there.  The pressure was HUGE.  I made it through the sportswear section without falling off the stage into someone’s lap.  Then came the walk down the runway in my evening dress.  Well, as you can see from the picture, I forgot to take off my stupid work watch.  It didn’t really enhance the dress. And although I had brought a really nice necklace to wear.....I forgot to put it on.  When I got to the microphone for my last question from the judges, I was ready.  And then they asked, “Airman Jones, what is the greatest thing about working with aircraft?”  Perfect question right?  And I had my answer all ready right?  I could tell them how proud I was to be working with America’s greatest aircraft, how the responsibility for millions of dollars of hardware was entrusted to me and my training had been superb and I could handle it.  Did I say that?  No.  Did I come anywhere close to saying my somewhat “feminist” answer? Nope.  What did I say? Oh, I turned into the dumbest girlie girl you can imagine.  And I said, “ What do I like the best about working with aircraft? The pilots. And the way they look in their flight suits”.

I could have fallen through the floor right there.  It got a huge laugh, and some applause, but I felt like I had betrayed myself.  I think I was calling myself an idiot the whole way back to the backstage.  The other girls were smiling and laughing, they liked the answer.  But not me. Ugh I was so mad at myself.

Of course I didn’t win.  We knew it was pretty much rigged that an officer chick would win.  I was happy to have competed, but I got ribbed about that final answer for a long time.  And even now, when I hear that game show host say, “Is that your final answer”, I want to jump up and say, “No, I take it back, dammit !”.



Love these babies

These make me smile and drool at the same time

Iron Fist
Colourful and pretty

Girlie and Lovely





Thursday, 16 February 2012

My Dukan Story Continues...

I quick update on my weight loss.

After 44 Days on The Dukan Diet, I have lost a total of 9kg, which is just under 20lbs.

This "before" photo was taken on Boxing Day in December and when I saw myself, that was it.  I detested what I saw but you know what?  A photo NEVER lies!  At that moment I saw myself as an official FATTY and took it upon myself to change that. 


Over the next few days, I googled and researched for a realistic eating plan that I could stick to for the next six months, as I did a BMI test online which categorized me as MORBIDLY OBESE.  God that was a slap in the fucking face.  I had 15kg to loose to get back to the weight I was on my wedding day!  I must say, I was shocked but reality sunk in and I knew I had to do something.  I couldn't just keep buying bigger clothes. 


I stumbled across The Dukan Diet, I wasn't sure if it was going to work for me because high protein diets never worked for me in the past.  However, now that I'm a bit older (I'll be 40 in June), I figured that I had nothing to loose.  I went to Exclusive Books bought the Dukan Diet book.  I read it cover to cover and got seriously motivated!


I created myself a vision board of what I pictured myself looking like in six month's time.  I stuck my wedding picture up at work and a picture of me in a cat suit when I was at my slimmest.  It has motivated me everyday to eat the right foods and stick to the plan without cheating. 

It hasn't been easy and its still not easy.  I'm still only in the middle of the road but I'm half way there!  More than half way there, actually!

All those times when I was at a party or function and I wanted a piece of chocolate cake but refused, all those times that the girls at work brought in goodies to the office or wanted me to eat their Valentines candy. 

Nope not me.


I've been working hard and pushing myself to go to gym everyday and work out a wee bit harder each time.  I can now say that I can run for 30 minutes solid on the treadmill before breaking a sweat.  Its an awesome feeling.


I have been sickeningly good - I do allow myself a glass of wine every now and then...A girl's gotta get her wine on

I was far too ashamed to share my FAT photo with the world but now that I am over half way to my goal, I don't feel THAT bad

Wish me luck for the next few months getting rid of the last 6 or 7kg.




Oh and I noticed I hit 600 followers today. 

Bonus. 

You guys rock my fucking face right off

Wednesday, 15 February 2012

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

ca·si·no (prounced /kəˈsēnō/)
Noun: A public room or building where gambling games are played.

I detest gambling but I love people-watching.  And The Casino is one of the most fun places to do it.  Have you ever watched people play casino?  It's fucking hysterical because you almost always see these all of these characters as you walk through the casino floor.

The Slotter – The dittery old lady playing the cheap slots, clutching her handbag and her bucket of coins.  Mavis is wearing smudged orange lipstick and a trench coat.  She is hoping to either win a few bucks, or get some sort of thrill because her husband’s forgotten how.

The Addict - The dude walking around who looks lost and his eyes are about to pop out his skull.  He is about to gamble away his mortgage money and next week he’ll probably be getting a divorce and moving into a cheap hotel. The guy Suited Up so that he doesn’t look like the loser he is.

The Faker – This dude doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing. He’s just at the casino to killing time before his next conference and hopes to get a few free drinks and pick up a hooker in the process. This guy is pretending to be single and carefree but he’s a family man with a clear wedding band tan. The Faker is usually hopelessly drunk!

The Cocktail Waitress – The good looking girl wearing the short skirt uniform carrying a tray full of drinks.  She is tired of being hit on a mistook for a hooker. She’s seen it all and just hopes The Faker is drunk enough to slip her a huge tip, by mistake.  She will go back to her one room apartment, count her tips and sleep until midday.

The Big Cheese - this bloke doesn't have the time to gamble for mere dollars, they need a stack full of chips and a familiar dealer. They could win or lose millions in just a few minutes, but the perks of BIG gambling are that they don’t have to sit next to The Addict, who lives and dies with every roll of dice.

The Dealer Swap – This is the croupier the casino sends in when the game table is getting HOT.  He slinks in quietly to the ruffle some feathers and break the flow of the table’s winning streak. Party pooper! Casinos do this on purpose!

The Bouncer – the dude who would rip yer face off if you looked at him the wrong way. He’s there for one reason only, to throw out drunken fuckers.

The Trump – this is the specimen throws money around like its toilet paper.  This FuckKnob wants to be seen and heard. He doesn’t care if he looses all the money in his wallet because he’s loaded and has just made $50 000 in the last ten minues. Sometimes he flaunts his crisp notes, just to piss off The Addict.

There you have it Casino Peeps.  Which one are you?


Tuesday, 14 February 2012

Caption my Photo #42


Its Toozday again, Plonkers and I need to wish you all a

Happy Valentines Day

You guys rock!  I have to share my lurve with you because you come and visit me everyday, because you leave brilliant comments, because you send me emails, because you read my drivel and because you KEEP coming back.  For this, I thank you and give each and everyone one of you a VIRTUAL SQUEEZIE CUDDLE! 

I'm going to really enjoy blog hopping today to find out what you guys have posted for V-Day.  See you later!

Caption this beaut-of-aphoto and win a wee something from me.

Monday, 13 February 2012

Monday Music Moves Me

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This week's Monday Music Moves Me theme is Love Songs. To get you in the mood for Valentines Day. 


Some Jack





Some Seasick Steve





Some Annie




Some Funny




Some Clapton




Some Gorgeousness



Some Paul Hewson





Congratulations to Adele and Bon Iver for cleaning up at the Grammy's!!


♥ yer faces off


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