A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into ma humble shop.'
So the married couple
walked in. The Jamaican said to them, 'I 'ave some special sandals I tink you
would be interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex.'
Well, the wife was really interested in
buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he
really didn't need them, being the Sex God that he was. The husband
asked the man, 'How could sandals make you a get your kink on?'
The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.'
Well, the husband,
after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on. As
soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes,
something his wife hadn't seen before! In the blink of an eye, the husband
grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over the table, yanked down his pants, ripped
down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's thighs.
Jamaican began screaming: 'Hey Mon! You got dem on de wrong feet!'