Been so busy at work lately, I haven't had time to blog properly. Promise I'll be back soon with some juicy posts...in the mean time here is something to keep ye smilin'...
blood type is always B-negative.
Practise safe eating - always
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but
mean your mother.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
A hangover is
the wrath of grapes.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Sea captains don't like crew
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A successful diet
is the triumph of mind over platter.
A gossip is someone with a
great sense of rumour.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
you dream in colour, it's a pigment of your imagination.
while sunbathing makes you well-red.
A man's home is his castle,
in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on
its own because it is two-tyred.
What's the definition of a will?
(Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)
In democracy your vote counts.
In feudalism, your count votes.
A chicken crossing the road is
poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell
into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
You feel stuck
with your debt if you can't budge it.
He often broke into song
because he couldn't find the key.
The calendar's days are
A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and it taint
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic
memory that was never developed.
Once you've seen one shopping
centre, you've seen a mall.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are
When an actress saw her first strands of grey hair,
she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
is a jab well done.