- Burn shit with a magnifying glass.
- Blink widely, then close your eyes really tight and enjoy the interesting, pretty light show.
- Try not to think about penguins.
- Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning.
- See what your neighbour has in their rubbish bin.
- Prank phone calls are always a good way to pass the time.
- Step off the curb with your eyes shut and pretend its a cliff.
- Stare at the back of some Fucker's head until they turn around.
- Wet your hands and then make a sneezing noise while you flick the water at a random Plonker.
- Pick up a dog so it can see things from your point of view.
♥ Calvin and Hobbes
|This one is for CB|