Sunday, 20 February 2011

Let me wash yer mouth out with Jagermeister...

Jaysus, was there some fucking ugly fashion on the Red Carpet at The Grammys this year.  I'm sure you'll agree with me when you see these Plonkers

Now that HotAss-Daddy-of-Twins Ricky Martin,  is out of the closet he thinks he has free reign to wear ridiculous skin tight silver trousers and suffocate his poor nuts. 

Lady Gaga didn't disappoint me by showing up looking like a primary school solar system science project with fuckin' yellow hair!!!  I love my heels but those shoes are just plain bizarre.

 

Then to put the cherry on the top, she encased herself in an egg for her Grammy performance.  Could she get any more Loopy?



Justin Bieber arrived in a fugly white tuxedo.  You'd think with all his success and being really rich, he could choose a suit that fit him properly.  A pair of tennis shoes with a suit just looks daft.


Nicki Minaj looked like she swallowed an african safari and is that her real hair? did they spray paint it?  is it a hat?  what the fuck is it?


American Idol's Crystal Bowersox looks like a giant booger.  Its impossible to look glam with dreads, gurlfriend.  You may have an amazing voice but that'll never buy you style...


Another American Idol find, Adam Lambert is my favourite AI of all time (yeah, that includes the awesome Will Young).  He is a brilliant singer and performer and super hot too but he was wearing more make up than some of the girls there. Och, I still love ye, Adam but easy on the eyeliner and lipgloss, dude!


12 comments:

Andrew said...

Ah c'mon lass. That's showbiz! lol.

Dazee Dreamer said...

good thing I haven't had my breakfast yet, because I would have totally lost it. Those are fugly

TS Hendrik said...

Bad as the rest are I think Ricky Martin's is the worst. It just looks like he reached into a closet and pulled items out at random.

Mike Smith said...

Lady GaGa. Go to work on an egg was an old advertising campaign in the 1960s...

Monkey Man said...

I pay no attention to this ridiculousness outside of seeing on your blog. All I can say is "What were they thinking?"

Kage said...

it upsets me that adam lambert is prettier than me.

bitch.

G said...

that is ugly!

Steve Bossenberger said...

Ricky Martin and his emo tight pants. Give me a break! I hate that freak!

And Gaga - All I can say is WTF?

Bieber - How much would you all pay for me to punch him. I would serve a year or two in jail for assault just to knock his block off!

Nicki Minaj - She reminded me of a female, color blind version of those British guards that stand outside Buckingham palace.

The Green booger - WHO THE FUCK IS SHE?

Thank, Q said...

When you're rich, it's fashion. When you make my income, you're a freak.

jacksofbuxton said...

Aaarggh,wish I hadn't told you I'd been compared to Ricky Martin. (In my defence,it was 11 years ago)

Nocturnal Queen said...

Can't stand Lady Gaga.

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