Megan declared : We got a new teacher at school today, Mum.
Me : Oh yeah? Is that Mrs Smith?
Megan : Yes. How did you know?
Me : Mum's know everything! (I read the newsletter that Megan's regular teacher went into hospital for a hysterectomy and won't be back this term). Is she nice?
Megan : Yes, but she's old.
Me : As old as mummy?
Megan: No way!!
Geezo! How to make Mum feel over-the-hill and totally unsexy in one easy step by 7 year old Megan.