Wednesday, 12 May 2010

He said She said

He said to me ........ I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him ........ You wear pants don't you?

He said to me ................ Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said .. That's a good idea - you working in the kitchen while I sit on the couch and fart


He said to me...... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him ....... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me....... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him ....    They don't have time.

He said to me.... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him...... I don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good- looking?
I said to him...... They already have boyfriends.

He said.....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said..... A widow.

He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him....... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

11 comments:

Katherine said...

Thanks for the sore cheeks Gillian...I really enjoyed that laugh! Your a funny gal!

kirstyb said...

ha that is hilarious and probably true x

Mr. Stupid said...

HAHA. This is so funny. Loved reading your post.
Toodles!:)

Brian Miller said...

oh my...that is amazing...

blueviolet said...

That just made me laugh and laugh!

Akelamalu said...

Hi Gillian! I think we're singing from the same page today! Thanks for visiting me and taking the time to comment, nice to meet you. :)

Jingle said...

wow,
your gift in humor is obvious,
love the way you played it out.

SM said...

love it

Mariel Torres said...

this is funny! i will share ;)

steveroni said...

These ARE funny! I like the one best "...they already have boyfriends." and also the last one

Being Brazen said...

Ha ha ha ha!! funny

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